32 definitions by Esa4

homopath

A soul which should be purged from a curse. From greek homos - same; patho-, as in pathology which is the study of disease.

If Alan Turing was so smart, why didn't HE cure himself?

homopath

by Esa4 September 12, 2019

charactert

The second-best way of spelling "character".

Then the charactert was written out of the script.

by Esa4 September 12, 2019

Coprophagist

Must... eat... shit... Is nobody going to stop me? Gosh, if I get fat, I'll blame you because you stood by and did nothing!

Me: Did you know that our dear Bill is coprophagist?
My wife: Bill? Oh my, I never...
Me: Mm-h. Not even the flies love shit as much as he does!

by Esa4 February 2, 2021

periclit

Uh, so... What did you find attractive about the word 'periclit' to make you look it up on Urban Dictionary? Try searching 'rectum'.

For those who don't know latin, it's perīclitārī, present active infinitive of perīclitor, and means “I risk, endanger”). Boohoo!

I absolutely suck at latin. Haha, periclit! It probably has something to do with secks!

by Esa4 February 2, 2021

dick sucking problem

A girl who is so promiscuous that it's getting her into trouble.

jenna has a dick sucking problem

by Esa4 September 13, 2019

Way of the water

R. Kelly's favorite movie. See it in 3D!

The way of the water connects all thing, from your multiple grammies to your conviction. From believing you can fly to downloading disturbing images.

Underage girls believed they can make tsaheylu with R. Kelly's artistic spirit by connection with his 'queue', before he issues a warm current from his peehole on them.

Girl: "Why am I so nervy about you peeing robbie? It, uh, feels wrong!"
R. Kelly: "It is the way of the water!"

by Esa4 December 16, 2022

shit-stinking

Something which is generally unpleasant to smell.

it's shit-stinking in here, you should clean this fucking mess!

by Esa4 September 13, 2019