Erik's definitions

lost in poetry

a kick ass rock band from the netherlands

Lost in poetry plays tonight

by erik December 14, 2003

gruffle

verb; to eat hastily, with zeal

I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.

by erik November 23, 2004

krumped

To be absolutely shitfaced.

I got fucking krumped last night after all those kegstands!

by Erik January 26, 2004

yellocaust

It's kind of like the holocaust, but they are to cowardly(or "yellow") to actually kill the jews, so they just make fun of them from a car as they drive by doing 80.

My friend and I drove by the synagogue and committed a yellocaust.

by erik September 8, 2004

Updike

a john, a toilet, a crapper

after jim's 21st birthday, he spent all night with his head over the updike

by Erik October 6, 2003

pot-dildo

dildo wrapped in pot that you suck - see also: Firetruck

mmmm... pot-dildos!!

by erik February 21, 2005

e-bail

1. Using the internet to break up with a significant other.

2. Disconnecting online in an unsuspecting manner.

1. I didn't want to break up with my girlfriend in person, so I e-bailed on her.

2. Hey! a/s/l????? *User has signed off.

by Erik December 16, 2003