Erik's definitions

skotic

1. A skater who becomes a gothic, but actually is neither a skater nor a gotic.
2. a sad person

She's a skotic and a wannabe

by erik December 14, 2003

gruffle

verb; to eat hastily, with zeal

I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.

by erik November 23, 2004

krumped

To be absolutely shitfaced.

I got fucking krumped last night after all those kegstands!

by Erik January 26, 2004

fagcent

A non-pejorative term used to describe the girlish manner in which some gay men choose to speak. Often high-pitched and colorful, this accent is reminiscent of the "valley girl" accent.

Note: Not all gay men carry a fagcent - don't let stereotypes fool you. And also, some straight men carry fagcents, so beware.

Fred: LIEK OMG!!!! That skirt is sooooooooooooooo cute!
Barbara: Yo, y'alls fagcent be all up in mah gril!

by Erik June 17, 2006

nut meg

when u rub ur balls after they get swety n then rub ur hand on sumones face

shit dude if u sont shut th ehell up im gonna nutmeg u

by erik March 17, 2003

twizzler

the act of crossing the index and middle fingers and inserting them into a woman's vagina with a deep thrust.

she never called me back after i gave her the twizzler last week.

by erik October 7, 2003

pot-dildo

dildo wrapped in pot that you suck - see also: Firetruck

mmmm... pot-dildos!!

by erik February 21, 2005