21 definitions by Eric Melech
A mysterious device or artifact named in one of the earliest screenshots of Doom. See Heart of Lothar and Sandwich.
by Eric Melech April 17, 2005
The worst kind of person. You cannot fully construct a meaning that fully encompasses what this vicious insult means. If you're an asshole, you are disgusting, loathesome, vile, distasteful, wrathful, belligerent, agoraphobic, and more. Assholes are human fecal matter. They are the lowest of the low. They transcend all forms of immorality. It is the very worst of insults; to be called an asshole is to have your very soul ripped apart and shat on. I say that the word "asshole" is the worst cussword of the english language, worst than fuck, shit, and cunt combined.
by Eric Melech April 16, 2005
<boumboum> argh, arrel is being a bitch, i gotta go
<ladylacksacks> k, c-ya
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<haknee30> ARREL YOU BITCH Y WONT YOU GIVE ME A JOB1?!!?11
<lordlardarse> get sum skillz 1st..?
<ladylacksacks> k, c-ya
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<haknee30> ARREL YOU BITCH Y WONT YOU GIVE ME A JOB1?!!?11
<lordlardarse> get sum skillz 1st..?
by Eric Melech February 2, 2007
Since there are already a bunch of great definitions of this, I'll only add my two cents:
This has got to be one of THE MOST disturbing things I have seen, and I have seen many, many disturbing things. I'm not one to be creeped out
This has got to be one of THE MOST disturbing things I have seen, and I have seen many, many disturbing things. I'm not one to be creeped out
by Eric Melech April 8, 2005
When you get to home base twice in one evening, then have a threesome with said two previous people.
Danny seduced two separate chicks, man! Then got to play with them together! Holy crap, he's the first in our college to get to 10th base! We must worship him.
by Eric Melech December 14, 2005
In a nutshell: A form of government where your power or position is based on your ability or achievements. Like communism, this sounds really good on paper (or a computer screen).
Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing
to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states
of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn.
Everyone else watches from the stands.
-- Welcome to the Internet - redpaw 1.16.00
to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states
of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn.
Everyone else watches from the stands.
-- Welcome to the Internet - redpaw 1.16.00
by Eric Melech March 2, 2005
A person (I use that word loosely) who overuses emoticons in chatrooms and emails. These people are lowly germs who must be eliminated.
kaybebe1617: hey dudds =D =D =D :) :) :)
jesse572789: juu hunny baby dawl :-* \:D/ >:) :P :) :) X-D X-D
...you get the idea.
jesse572789: juu hunny baby dawl :-* \:D/ >:) :P :) :) X-D X-D
...you get the idea.
by Eric Melech April 18, 2005