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artifact 

Cody:Have You Heard About That Game Artifact
James:Dont Fucking Talk About That Game
artifact by 0)_(0 September 4, 2017

artifact 

A piece of useless shit saved to look at in the future.
The Smithsonian found an 2000-year old Egyptian dog carcass and put it in the Museum as an artifact
artifact by Jules Winnefield December 23, 2008

Artifact 

1. Something made to resemble a real fact, by or through President Trump or his Administration or other.

2. A false statement, a non-truth, a lie or a falsehood.
3. An exaggeration of the truth or a half truth.
4. An alternative fact.
Did you hear that CNN has discovered another artifact from the Trump Administration.
Artifact by My Kraken January 23, 2017

ARTIFACT 

SOMETHING THATS BEEN KNOWN

AN ARTIFACT
ARE YOU SURE THATS A FACT
"YEAH ITS AN ARTIFACT"
ARTIFACT by greenseqquoiaocean August 29, 2021

artifact children 

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.
"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa