Enrique's definitions

zero hour

When you are listening to the radio and there isnt good music, and when you only have the choice to listen to Kelly Clarkson!!!

Fuck! its the zero hour. This trip is gonna be long one.

by Enrique April 4, 2005

chismoso

Means snitch in Spanish

Carlos:Juan you fuckin chismoso, why u said I was smokin weed?!?!
Juan:Im sorry man:'(, its bad for your health......
Carlos:Shut the fuck up.......

by enrique July 12, 2005

chitlins

The act of eating pig intestines. They are cheaper and more affordable than your ordinary pork, while providing a constant source of food to people.


Background: Started in a halfway crackhouse in the early 80's when the mother of Eric Mitchell decided it would be easier to eat pig intestines. They were just as wholesome, while being a bit more meaty.

Fred cooked Mitchell some chitlins in the mornin' after a hard eve of sex and crack.

by Enrique April 4, 2005

usb

University for Sucky Bastards

Boss:You ain't doing your work right!, where the fuck you come from?USB???
Worker:Im sorry!!

by Enrique March 14, 2007

smashed crab face

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'

Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face

by Enrique February 5, 2005

ice wear

Brand produced by Ice T

Wow that wigger is wearin Ice Wear pants lets fuck him up..

by Enrique September 29, 2004

fake phat farms

A similar type of the Phat Farm design exept that they have the "P" sign facing the other way, people who cant afford real ones buy them

GUY:Yoo look at his Phat Farms nice colors
GUY2:Son those are fake ones dont u see the "P"?
GUY:Ohh yeah..
GUY2:Hey yo the prick with the fakies Phat Farms your kicks suck.

by Enrique September 29, 2004