Enrique's definitions

Gamoafenstien

to hurt terribly

You stabing out my eyes hurt like a gamoafenstien!

by Enrique May 1, 2003

chitlins

The act of eating pig intestines. They are cheaper and more affordable than your ordinary pork, while providing a constant source of food to people.


Background: Started in a halfway crackhouse in the early 80's when the mother of Eric Mitchell decided it would be easier to eat pig intestines. They were just as wholesome, while being a bit more meaty.

Fred cooked Mitchell some chitlins in the mornin' after a hard eve of sex and crack.

by Enrique April 4, 2005

chismoso

Means snitch in Spanish

Carlos:Juan you fuckin chismoso, why u said I was smokin weed?!?!
Juan:Im sorry man:'(, its bad for your health......
Carlos:Shut the fuck up.......

by enrique July 12, 2005

zero hour

When you are listening to the radio and there isnt good music, and when you only have the choice to listen to Kelly Clarkson!!!

Fuck! its the zero hour. This trip is gonna be long one.

by Enrique April 4, 2005

smashed crab face

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'

Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face

by Enrique February 5, 2005

Under Oath

Very well played out movie with not the best acting but some of the best editing known to man.

Wow that 9 minute movie was sure good enought to maybe watch again... maybe.

by Enrique March 11, 2004

se me paro

"Se me paro" is a spanish word for Im horny or Im hard

GUY1=Hey yo check that lady right there...
GUY2=Yeah se me paro
GUY1=U sick bastard

by Enrique September 8, 2004