Enrique's definitions

usb

University for Sucky Bastards

Boss:You ain't doing your work right!, where the fuck you come from?USB???
Worker:Im sorry!!

by Enrique March 14, 2007

weediberto

Spanish slang for "weed", it works because it sounds like a spanish name, so it can be tried infront of parents like below....

Enrique:Hey Marco are we gonna go wit Weediberto?
Mom:Whos Weedilberto?
Enrique: Oh.. he is just a good friend of mines.... a GOOD friend :)

by Enrique January 23, 2006

crittal

A very beautiful big ol fricken shiny beam gazing energy splitting device sent by the gods to keep us all Devine

Damn, Memory found a heck of a terminated crittal over there in that hill

I think he might be a wizard

by Enrique February 24, 2021

pelusa

Persona con abundante cabellera.
Pelo de fino grosor.

Vamos Pelusa!!!
(refiriendose a Diego, para que deje de tomar cocaina)

by Enrique March 13, 2005

smashed crab face

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'

Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face

by Enrique February 5, 2005

Under Oath

Very well played out movie with not the best acting but some of the best editing known to man.

Wow that 9 minute movie was sure good enought to maybe watch again... maybe.

by Enrique March 11, 2004

sinaloa

Located on the western part of Mexico, its just like another LA, full of crime drugs and gangsbangin, the most beautiful place there is Maztlan, great tourist place, and dont go to Culiacan, its know as "The motherland of the drug lords" kick the ass of crips and bloods.

Fuck yeah Sinaloa is nice

by Enrique February 22, 2005