Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head's definitions

store-bought ta-tas

Artificially enhanced breasts.

Heidi really looks swell with her store-bought ta-tas.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head November 1, 2005

metrodork

A metrodork is a straight man who embraces some aspects of an urban gay style: emotional sensitivity, refinement in taste, enjoyment of flamboyant clothing styles, and use of body care products (in other words, a metrosexual); but who spoils the effect by wearing a New York Yankees cap.

Willis carries a handbag, gets his hair styled, gets a Brazilian wax, and dresses out of Gentlemen's Quarterly; however he also routinely wears a New York Yankees baseball cap which shouts that he is a metrodork if not an out-and-out asshole.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head June 16, 2008

sweater bullets

These are nipples protruding through the fabric of a sweater, usually of a braless woman.

It was below freezing, and Melissa's sweater bullets were obvious.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head January 13, 2007

Incan marching powder

A slang expression for cocaine.

No prob getting the specs due by Wednesday; I'll just take some Incan marching powder and be in the groove.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 6, 2005

turdocracy

This is a government that is intentionally abusive towards the persons autocratically governed; literally, a government that acts like a turd.

Gen. Benjamin F. Butler's military rule over New Orleans is a classical example of a turdocracy in action with its arbitrariness and studied offensiveness: he was a steaming turd in every way.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 22, 2005

Tuscaloosa Dog Pound

Refers to the sorority row at the University of Alabama.

Need a passable but not particularly good lay? Just head to the Tuscaloosa Dog Pound.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005

sociologist sex

Sex with someone with a micropenis.

It's just Warren and sociologist sex hardly counts.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005