Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head's definitions

Weiner Dog Serenader

This is a person who trains for a particular occupation without considering its utility or even its employability.

Ole Billy Bob is majoring in History. He evidently plans to be a weiner dog serenader.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005

sweater bullets

These are nipples protruding through the fabric of a sweater, usually of a braless woman.

It was below freezing, and Melissa's sweater bullets were obvious.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head January 13, 2007

store-bought ta-tas

Artificially enhanced breasts.

Heidi really looks swell with her store-bought ta-tas.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head November 1, 2005

faire minette

To perform the act of cunnilingus.

It is my ambition to faire minette in Bay Minette.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head April 20, 2007

Three Inch Rubber Weenies

A very good industrial music band making the scene and getting a good following, easily more authentic than NIN.

Why go in for the standard industrial music types that are poseurs? Three Inch Rubber Weenies is the real thing.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head April 27, 2006

tauro-scatology

This term is a synonym for bullshit.

Tauro-scatology alert! The Presidential debates are being aired tonight and we're in for such dreck as "The Audacity of Hope."

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 9, 2007

brick shithouse

A descriptive term of approval used to describe the figure of a woman as being voluptuous.

Random posted a picture of her navel piercing and I noticed that she's built like a brick shithouse.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head April 14, 2006