Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head's definitions

sweater bullets

These are nipples protruding through the fabric of a sweater, usually of a braless woman.

It was below freezing, and Melissa's sweater bullets were obvious.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head January 13, 2007

1/72 of a celestial door prize

This refers to a virgin; because of the supposed awarding of 72 virgins to Muslims who die in a jihad.

She's 25; and still 1/72 of a celestial door prize.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 8, 2007

Weiner Dog Serenader

This is a person who trains for a particular occupation without considering its utility or even its employability.

Ole Billy Bob is majoring in History. He evidently plans to be a weiner dog serenader.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005

store-bought ta-tas

Artificially enhanced breasts.

Heidi really looks swell with her store-bought ta-tas.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head November 1, 2005

metrodork

A metrodork is a straight man who embraces some aspects of an urban gay style: emotional sensitivity, refinement in taste, enjoyment of flamboyant clothing styles, and use of body care products (in other words, a metrosexual); but who spoils the effect by wearing a New York Yankees cap.

Willis carries a handbag, gets his hair styled, gets a Brazilian wax, and dresses out of Gentlemen's Quarterly; however he also routinely wears a New York Yankees baseball cap which shouts that he is a metrodork if not an out-and-out asshole.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head June 16, 2008

Boston Handshake

Light tickling of the shaft of the penis.

I took her to The Parisian; and all I got was a Boston handshake.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 9, 2007

Tuscaloosa Dog Pound

Refers to the sorority row at the University of Alabama.

Need a passable but not particularly good lay? Just head to the Tuscaloosa Dog Pound.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005