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Amen Corner

This is a group of sycophants within an organization that can be automatically counted on to agree with an idea if they think that the boss may be leaning in favor of it.
Will the Budget Committee go along with Dr. Tom L's proposal? Well, you can count on his Amen Corner to support him!
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005
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1/72 of a celestial door prize

This refers to a virgin; because of the supposed awarding of 72 virgins to Muslims who die in a jihad.
She's 25; and still 1/72 of a celestial door prize.
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John Wayne toilet paper

Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!
Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005
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Tuscaloosa Dog Pound

Need a passable but not particularly good lay? Just head to the Tuscaloosa Dog Pound.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005
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turdocracy

This is a government that is intentionally abusive towards the persons autocratically governed; literally, a government that acts like a turd.
Gen. Benjamin F. Butler's military rule over New Orleans is a classical example of a turdocracy in action with its arbitrariness and studied offensiveness: he was a steaming turd in every way.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 22, 2005
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Incan marching powder

No prob getting the specs due by Wednesday; I'll just take some Incan marching powder and be in the groove.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 6, 2005
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Boston Handshake

I took her to The Parisian; and all I got was a Boston handshake.
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