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sweater bullets

These are nipples protruding through the fabric of a sweater, usually of a braless woman.
It was below freezing, and Melissa's sweater bullets were obvious.
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Three Inch Rubber Weenies

A very good industrial music band making the scene and getting a good following, easily more authentic than NIN.
Why go in for the standard industrial music types that are poseurs? Three Inch Rubber Weenies is the real thing.
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metrodork

A metrodork is a straight man who embraces some aspects of an urban gay style: emotional sensitivity, refinement in taste, enjoyment of flamboyant clothing styles, and use of body care products (in other words, a metrosexual); but who spoils the effect by wearing a New York Yankees cap.
Willis carries a handbag, gets his hair styled, gets a Brazilian wax, and dresses out of Gentlemen's Quarterly; however he also routinely wears a New York Yankees baseball cap which shouts that he is a metrodork if not an out-and-out asshole.
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turbo termerity

Colossal nerve, even to the point that strains belief.
That fat douchebag Edward Kennedy has the turbo termerity to lecture anyone on law?
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 27, 2005
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Weiner Dog Serenader

This is a person who trains for a particular occupation without considering its utility or even its employability.
Ole Billy Bob is majoring in History. He evidently plans to be a weiner dog serenader.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005
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store-bought ta-tas

Artificially enhanced breasts.
Heidi really looks swell with her store-bought ta-tas.
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Incan marching powder

No prob getting the specs due by Wednesday; I'll just take some Incan marching powder and be in the groove.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 6, 2005
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