Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head's definitions

sweater bullets

These are nipples protruding through the fabric of a sweater, usually of a braless woman.

It was below freezing, and Melissa's sweater bullets were obvious.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head January 13, 2007

Three Inch Rubber Weenies

A very good industrial music band making the scene and getting a good following, easily more authentic than NIN.

Why go in for the standard industrial music types that are poseurs? Three Inch Rubber Weenies is the real thing.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head April 27, 2006

sociologist sex

Sex with someone with a micropenis.

It's just Warren and sociologist sex hardly counts.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005

John Wayne toilet paper

Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!

Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005

1/72 of a celestial door prize

This refers to a virgin; because of the supposed awarding of 72 virgins to Muslims who die in a jihad.

She's 25; and still 1/72 of a celestial door prize.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 8, 2007

Boston Handshake

Light tickling of the shaft of the penis.

I took her to The Parisian; and all I got was a Boston handshake.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 9, 2007

Kentucky douche

This is a mint julep.

Before the Derby, I'll just down a Kentucky douche or two. Or three.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 4, 2007