Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head's definitions

store-bought ta-tas

Artificially enhanced breasts.

Heidi really looks swell with her store-bought ta-tas.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head November 1, 2005

faire minette

To perform the act of cunnilingus.

It is my ambition to faire minette in Bay Minette.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head April 20, 2007

1/72 of a celestial door prize

This refers to a virgin; because of the supposed awarding of 72 virgins to Muslims who die in a jihad.

She's 25; and still 1/72 of a celestial door prize.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 8, 2007

Amen Corner

This is a group of sycophants within an organization that can be automatically counted on to agree with an idea if they think that the boss may be leaning in favor of it.

Will the Budget Committee go along with Dr. Tom L's proposal? Well, you can count on his Amen Corner to support him!

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005

sweater bullets

These are nipples protruding through the fabric of a sweater, usually of a braless woman.

It was below freezing, and Melissa's sweater bullets were obvious.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head January 13, 2007

Boston Handshake

Light tickling of the shaft of the penis.

I took her to The Parisian; and all I got was a Boston handshake.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 9, 2007

Tuscaloosa Dog Pound

Refers to the sorority row at the University of Alabama.

Need a passable but not particularly good lay? Just head to the Tuscaloosa Dog Pound.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005