sweater bullets

These are nipples protruding through the fabric of a sweater, usually of a braless woman.

It was below freezing, and Melissa's sweater bullets were obvious.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head January 13, 2007

Weiner Dog Serenader

This is a person who trains for a particular occupation without considering its utility or even its employability.

Ole Billy Bob is majoring in History. He evidently plans to be a weiner dog serenader.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 08, 2005

store-bought ta-tas

Artificially enhanced breasts.

Heidi really looks swell with her store-bought ta-tas.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head November 01, 2005

John Wayne toilet paper

Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!

Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005

Boston Handshake

Light tickling of the shaft of the penis.

I took her to The Parisian; and all I got was a Boston handshake.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 09, 2007

sociologist sex

Sex with someone with a micropenis.

It's just Warren and sociologist sex hardly counts.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005

1/72 of a celestial door prize

This refers to a virgin; because of the supposed awarding of 72 virgins to Muslims who die in a jihad.

She's 25; and still 1/72 of a celestial door prize.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 08, 2007