5 definitions by ElevatedPanguitch
When a person dies, their body temperature cools down to the temperature of the asphalt they lay on.
A man overdosed on some marijuana laced with fentanyl and took the asphalt challenge in his garage. Luckily, paramedics were able to use narcan and save his life.
by ElevatedPanguitch October 5, 2020
Gay Brian: “OMG, Kevin and I were getting ready to do it last night. While we were getting intimate, we accidentally started forking.”
Straight Daniel: “That’s cool bro, never tell me that again.”
Straight Daniel: “That’s cool bro, never tell me that again.”
by ElevatedPanguitch October 6, 2020
Marco: I understand you like to fish Joey, but maybe you should have more sun protection.
Joey: I know, I’m starting to look like a potsticker.
Joey: I know, I’m starting to look like a potsticker.
by ElevatedPanguitch October 5, 2020
“Do you see her twerking and grinding in the dance studio? She’s grimy.”
Miller: “I went to the kitchen to grab a cup while my wife was washing the dishes. As I went behind her to get to the cabinet, she pushed her ass on me and gave me ‘that look’.”
Trey: “That’s grimy bro, she’s my sister.”
Miller: “Well she’s my wife.”
Trey: “Just stop telling me these things.”
Miller: “I went to the kitchen to grab a cup while my wife was washing the dishes. As I went behind her to get to the cabinet, she pushed her ass on me and gave me ‘that look’.”
Trey: “That’s grimy bro, she’s my sister.”
Miller: “Well she’s my wife.”
Trey: “Just stop telling me these things.”
by ElevatedPanguitch October 3, 2020
To be fixed by an individual with great skill when others can not.
In reference to Spongebob Squarepants.
In reference to Spongebob Squarepants.
Brian: “Idon’t get how this conveyer belt is still not working, I had two of our best techs take a look at it.”
Marshal: “Give Danny a call, I’m sure he’ll wumbo this thing back to working order.”
Marshal: “Give Danny a call, I’m sure he’ll wumbo this thing back to working order.”
by ElevatedPanguitch October 6, 2020