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94 definitions by El_Scorcho

taken from the great classic film "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist". Just a great site when you're telling a fact that's obvious, but you want to let people know that you're not certified to say such a fact
Wow, look at that bug. I mean, i'm no doctor or anything, but that looks like some kind of ant or something.
by El_Scorcho September 05, 2003
another way to say that someone is a J.O.C.K.; one who enjoys carrying a gallon of water around wherever he goes, just in case; loves and plays football and believes it's the most important thing in life
Hey, look at that gallon of water sitting on that table over there! Do you think it is the property of a Jolly Old Candy King?
by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004
based off phrases from not only South Park but Spaceballs as well.
I mean, come on man. You fell for the oldest trick in the book. I can not believe you!
by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003
a newbie; rookie {derived from the hit film Star Wars, but losing one syllable}
Patience, young padwan. You aren't as good as a pro like me yet.
by El_Scorcho August 25, 2003
a phrase used to tell somebody that they just got owenzed, served, hit, etc.; basically this statement tells the opponent that you know what you're doing and they obviously don't
{S-Snake hits J-Hawk with 3 green shells}

Oooh, sucka got it handed.
by El_Scorcho October 11, 2004
a term used when someone or something is only average, but still gets the job done. if you're sub-par, you definitely don't get the job done.
Man, this paper plate is ghetto fab. Can you see? Look at these holes.

Eh, gets the job done.

Mos def, it still gets the job done, I'm just saying though. I mean, I'm no doctor or anything, but I think paper plates shouldn't come with holes in them. But it still gets the job done, so I ain't saying nothin.
by El_Scorcho September 13, 2003
A prominent phrase said by Swiper the Fox in almost every episode of the hit cartoon "Dora the Explorer". He steals the goods from Dora and Boots and says this.
Heh, heh, heh. You're toooo late, you'll never find your backpack now. {He then throws the backpack into bushes, then runs the opposite direction. I wonder what his motive is, I mean come on. And same thing with the grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge.
by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003