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The J-hawk, or Jay-hawk, is a Mohawk worn by Optic J. Name derived from a Mohawk and J's name. He is a member of Optic nation. Although he was recently dropped for Optic Carlos. Jhawk FTW. End Story. Known for its pure awesomeness. The hawk can only be worn by Optic J or anyone else with over size testicles. Origin: the origin of the J-hawk originated on the 24/7 Machinima live stream, where they were trying to reach prestige 15 on Call of duty: black ops. This "J-hawk" was birthed by a pregnant porpoise who traveled from the norwegian seas to the Americas where the "J-Hawk" was found pirched on top of a man known as Optic J.
mohawk + optic J = Jhawk.
random: ITS OPTIC J!
epic random: ITS A J-hawk!
J-Hawk by epicmanpenisfacenomnom November 21, 2010
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A.J. hawk 

The dude who is never there on the pat mcafee show
Joining us now from an attic in Ohio is a man who is the all time leading tackler for the Green Bay packers, a college football national champion, a Super Bowl champion, father of 10, a covid survivor, Brady Quinn’s brother in-law, the president of Ohio, A.J. Hawk. 👏👏👏YEAHHHHHHHHH👏👏👏
A.J. hawk by Fiendish end October 23, 2023
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J-HAWK1526

The sexual contact between to men where they thrust their penises into pencil sharpeners whilst pouring lemon juice on their penises at the same time as the james charle's fetty wap impression plays on a continuous loop
Ayyyyy bro you wanna J-HAWK1526

yeah bro you listen to logic?
J-HAWK1526 by RezXk-No-You May 28, 2019

Justin Rashad Hawkins (Jhawk) 

A very loving, caring, honest, faithful, smart, helping, strong, genuine man. He is someone that you can go to when you've had a bad day & he will make you smile. He cares and worries about people and making sure they are happy before he worries about pleasing him-self. The big bright smile he wears on his face is bright enough to light up the world. He can also be a very confusing guy. He knows what to say at all times, and doesn't ever bite his tongue. He tells you how he feels about you and how much you mean to him all the time, so you will never forget. He is the guy that keeps you strong, the one that won't ever let you fall. He will catch you from a fall off the tallest building in the world. He is a very persistent man.
He can be annoying sometimes but at the end of the day .. he is the only person in the world that i want to share my entire life with ....

He is simply my everything.
Justin Rashad Hawkins (Jhawk) has changed me for the best & he always keeps a smile on my face.

I'm in love with this guy, and his name just happens to be Justin Rashad Hawkins (Jhawk).
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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