neptune's kiss 

The splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool.

(from cubicle): "Aaaaaah"
(from other cubicle): "Neptune's kiss?"
(from first cubicle): "More of a peck on the cheek."

neptune's kiss by Dannyboffin October 28, 2007

Neptune’s Poseidon Powder 

Cocaine
Krabby Patty secret formula

Put some Neptune’s Poseidon Powder in the patty.

Neptune’s Poseidon Powder by TheEmperorOfLightSLO January 15, 2019

Neptune's beard 

A way to say 'Fuckin' A' without saying 'fuck'.

Q: "Did the Steelers win yesterday?"
A: "Neptune's beard! They crushed those Ravens!"

Neptune's beard by HawaiiThad June 4, 2015

Neptune's Poseidon Powder 

Crushed clam shells.

I love my Krabby Patties with that crunchy secret ingredient called cocaine or Neptune's Poseidon Powder.

Neptune's Poseidon Powder by We are at Harvard University. January 15, 2019

Neptune's Kiss 

when the water bounces up at your butt after you poop

*pooping*
aw man i got a Neptune's Kiss

Neptune's Kiss by Daniela_gAmer January 27, 2015

Neptune's kiss 

When your shit makes such a splash it comes up and hits your crack

Damn, that shit was so big I got Neptune's kiss

Neptune's kiss by Redrose96 December 1, 2015

Neptune's Folly 

While pooping, the release of the turd causes water to splash up all over your butt cheeks.

Similar yet inferior to Poseidon's Kiss

We keep running out of toilet paper because Kevin keeps being struck by Neptune's Folly.

Neptune's Folly by Bruddha January 2, 2016