Duckbutt's definitions

candyass

An ineffectual person; someone who is afraid of risk or shrinks from conflict.

Only a candyass drinks lite beer; heroes specify Guinness!

by Duckbutt November 9, 2004

Nine F-er

A medical slang expression to refer to the typical gallbladder patient: Fat, fortyish, fecund, flatulent female with foul, foaming, floating feces.

Marge was your typical nine F-er: gallbladder problem likely.

by Duckbutt September 18, 2005

uninstalled

A slang synonym for getting fired.

Wally had second thoughts about his making out with the boss's secretary/mistress in the copy room after he was uninstalled from the Ripoff Systems Analysis Corporation.

by Duckbutt October 1, 2005

Bravo Sierra

Phonetic spelling of b.s., which is short for "bullshit."

It helps to be a world-class generator of Bravo Sierra if you are a minor university adminostrator.

by Duckbutt October 14, 2004

cunt cap

A dysphemism for the military overseas cap.

A yardbird wears his cunt cap tilted toward the back in trying to look cool.

by Duckbutt February 9, 2006

name-killer

A name-killer is a very strong association of a name with an unfortunate or disreputable person or character, with the consequence of the name becoming less popular than before.

Adolf, Elmer, and Cletus are all examples of once more common names that were affected by name-killer associations. It is still open whether Monica will suffer this same effect.

by Duckbutt January 23, 2009

Wookie

The mythical hairy man-beast allegedly living in the Honey Island Swamp in St. Tammany Parish, Louisiana.

Ever since Katrina, no one's seen the Wookie any more; chances are that he shaved and moved to Dallas and will start for the Cowboys.

by Duckbutt March 4, 2006