44 definitions by Dray’s Dictionary

Jerktonium

An element that makes people act like jerks.

Plankton our fed everyone in Bikini Bottom fruitcake with jerktonium to make everyone a jerk. Spongebob was however immune to it.

by Dray’s Dictionary June 25, 2021

Twenteen

The real way to say the number 12. It’s not “Twelve”. If you have a high enough intelligence, you’ll come to realize that it’s actually “Twenteen”

Person A: How old are you?
Person B: I’m twelve.
Person A: What kind of number is that?
Person B: Uh.. it’s just a one and a two together.
Person A: That’s pronounced “Twenteen”. I don’t know what language you got that number from, but it’s not English.

by Dray’s Dictionary December 25, 2022

Tyager

Someone aged 20-99. As the ‘ty’ that comes after a number such as ‘seven’ implies the zero that is added.

Happy birthday to my 20 year old son! He is now a tyager!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 16, 2021

Baby 2

The actual and correct answer to 2 + 2.

Jeffy: The mommy 2 and daddy 2 love each other very much make baby 2.

by Dray’s Dictionary November 27, 2020

2010s Rap

Most of 2010s rap is just stupid garabage noise! 90% of it is just someone talking or screaming about drugs, money, or sex and use brutal auto tune. It also uses about 19 million cuss words per song. Tasteless teenagers consider that music. Well no, it’s just pathetic sound for 2010s kids who have no clue what actual music is. One of the few exceptions is NF. He’s an actually decent 2010s rapper. But a majority of it is still just talentless garbage. This genre also has the worst rapper ever, 6ix9ine.

Tasteless teenager: 2010s rap is the best type of music ever! I love all 2010s rappers!
Me: Enjoy listening to your crappy music, while I listen to real music!

by Dray’s Dictionary December 31, 2020

DGB

An abbreviation for “Double Gutter Ball”. Only used in bowling.

I started the first frame of my bowling game with a DGB and I could already tell it was going to be a stinky game.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 25, 2021

Suiphile

Someone who has a crush on themselves and wants to date themself.

Steve: Do you like anyone?
Bob: Yes, I do! In fact, I’m dating them.
Steve: Really? Who is it?
Bob: It’s me!
Steve: Ew, that’s gross. Get away from me suiphile!

by Dray’s Dictionary July 8, 2020