13 definitions by Dr4T7

shitastrophe

1) A very shitty catastrophe, usually due to a fuck up on the part of one person.

I can't beleive he wrecked his car and shit his pants, what a shitastrophe that was.

by Dr4T7 February 17, 2006

herphlees

A combination of Hepatitis C, Syphilis, and herpes.

Dude, you tapped that ass you'll probably die soon she had herphlees

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

thataway

A word usually accompanied by pointing in a specific direction, signifying that something "went that way"

Person A: Where's bill at?
Person B: he said he has herphlees and that it makes him shit every three minutes he shaddled over thataway. (Points towards the shitter)

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

shuper fast

The accelerated speed at which one hurriedly walks to the bathroom, in order to prevent a shitastrophe

Dude001: You see that chick shaddle past?
Dude002: Yeah, shuper fast. she must be in a shurry to shit.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

tapped that ass

To have, in the past, had sexual intercourse with a particular female.

manwhore001: Did you really ever get some from Levi's mom?
manwhore002: Yeah, I tapped that ass last night.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

shitalot

One who is constantly going to the bathroom due to an overactive bowel.

Damn, That kid goes to the bathroom a lot, he is such a shitalot

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

shaddle

The type of walk one performs when they squeeze their buttcheeks together in order to make it to the shitter before they shpray their shorts. This most commonly occurs right after shatime.

If it is shatime one must shaddle to the shitter shuper fast.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006