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A catastrophe involving shit.
Example 1: "I came home and my dog had shit all over his kennel. His fur was covered with shit and the whole house smelled like shit. It was a total shitastrophe."

Example 2: "My dog shit on my floor and the roomba dragged it all over my house. It was a shitastrophe."
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The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.
"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."
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1) A very shitty catastrophe, usually due to a fuck up on the part of one person.
I can't beleive he wrecked his car and shit his pants, what a shitastrophe that was.
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(1) A catastrophe of fecal proportions.
(2) Something that is epically bad.
"That wasn't a bad speech, that was a f*cking shitastrophe!" (2)

"Dude, you were in the bathroom for ninety minutes!"
"I couldn't help it, it was a shitastrophe." (1)
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When you walk into the toliet stall and the toilet is all stopped up with t.p. and sh*t and almost overflowing.
Don't go into that stall...it's a shitastrophe.
by stormin4 April 26, 2011
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An event where the need to shit becomes so strong with no required locations that nothing else matters expect placing your ass over some kind of receptacle which can accept eliminations.

I had to really take a shit and there was nowhere to go at which time I knew I would have a Shitastrophe.
by Andrew Shaffer May 23, 2008
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When a shitshow turns into a catastrophe; something gone awry, very awry.
I got so drunk last night that I passed out on the street and woke up with the paramedics trying to revive me because they thought I was dead. It was a total shitastrophe.
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