27 definitions by Dr.Crow

Master Gates

Bill Gates new title after his divorce.

Did you hear that Bill Gates propagated viruses and then sold antivirus technology?

We don't call him that anymore... After his wife divorced him, his new name is Master Gates.

by Dr.Crow March 24, 2023

Karamazov's Law

The idea that the actual state of a relationship is inversely related to how it is portrayed on social media

A: Karen and Mark seem happy, they're always talking about it on Instagram
B: Yeah right lol. Karen's a massive cunt
A: Karamazov's Law strikes again!

by Dr.Crow January 7, 2021

Conservaturd

Someone who subscribes to the vampirism of the youth by idolizing geriatric pedophiles.

Conservaturds don't know who Roy Cohn is 👀

by Dr.Crow October 1, 2023

Compitalism

Economic theory that combines communism with capitalism flexibly with any contextual variables.
Monopolies would become Targets for nationalization, nationalized necessities, ECT..

Compitalism is the competent version of the false dichotomy between communism and capitalism.

by Dr.Crow March 19, 2023

Rapetard

Anything that has to rape anything

I have no sympathy or patience for any rapetards who are trying to shit in the gene pool.

by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023

Cuzband

1
a
: A son of one's uncle or aunt who you marry, fuck, and literally reproduce with
b
: a man descended from one's grandparent or more remote ancestor by two or more steps and in a different line, who you still marry fuck and reproduce with. 👀
NOT RECOMMENDED

How does she expect anyone to take her seriously while she's fucking her cuzband?

by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023

Groovyboobz

When boobs are having a good time.

Last night was groovyboobz

by Dr.Crow October 1, 2023