Don's definitions

Koppel

A Cunt. Derived from the swivel eyed chairman who turned the great club of Wimbledon into Franchise FC

The Koppel stole my club!

by Don August 10, 2004

floopy

when a man's cock is extremely soft, enabling his girlfriend, or anyone he chooses, including himself, to play with it, flopping it around from side to side, up or down, and enjoying the flaccidity by squeezing

you cock is so floopy! it's so much more fun than when it's hard...

by Don March 8, 2003

grand tetons

Used by lonely, horny French beaver trappers in the American frontier to descibe a. a range of large pointy, snowcapped mountains in modern day Wyoming; b. the mountains where the trappers first took a mountain goat to wife;

"Ou la la, Pierre! I am missing my girlfriend so much. Those mountains are like her Grand Tetons!"

"Ou la la, Madame Le Goat! Give me some of your Grand Tetons!"

by Don August 5, 2004

Fdiddle

To fuck around

Damnit stop fdiddling and lets finish!

by Don March 31, 2004

fargon

Semi-slang for Fuck; adverb: Extremely

THIS FARGON PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER WONT WORk!!!

by Don March 31, 2004

Yank

1. A term used by the British to describe all Americans.
2. A term used by American Southerners to a. describe Union Forces during the American Civil War; b. Post Civil War reference to Americans from non-Southern States.
3. Slang for male masterbastion.
4. A term to describe pulling something very hard and fast (see number 3)

1. "Oh, God! Its a Yank!"
2. a. "Its a Yank! Shoot it!
b. John Boy: "he called you a Yank, Billy Bob"! Billy Bob: "No body call my a Yank!I am going to shoot you, you Limey Bastard!"
3. "Are you yanking that thing again" or "go yank your wanker"
4. "I yanked it so hard, I got blisters"

by Don August 5, 2004

Yolie

To be used in substitution for "ha ha"

Johns pants fall down.
Bill: YOLIE

by Don March 22, 2003