Don's definitions

Yank

1. A term used by the British to describe all Americans.
2. A term used by American Southerners to a. describe Union Forces during the American Civil War; b. Post Civil War reference to Americans from non-Southern States.
3. Slang for male masterbastion.
4. A term to describe pulling something very hard and fast (see number 3)

1. "Oh, God! Its a Yank!"
2. a. "Its a Yank! Shoot it!
b. John Boy: "he called you a Yank, Billy Bob"! Billy Bob: "No body call my a Yank!I am going to shoot you, you Limey Bastard!"
3. "Are you yanking that thing again" or "go yank your wanker"
4. "I yanked it so hard, I got blisters"

by Don August 5, 2004

grand tetons

Used by lonely, horny French beaver trappers in the American frontier to descibe a. a range of large pointy, snowcapped mountains in modern day Wyoming; b. the mountains where the trappers first took a mountain goat to wife;

"Ou la la, Pierre! I am missing my girlfriend so much. Those mountains are like her Grand Tetons!"

"Ou la la, Madame Le Goat! Give me some of your Grand Tetons!"

by Don August 5, 2004

Fry Sauce

Fry Sauce: A mixture of ketchup and mayonaise for dipping french fries (Freedom Fries at U.S. Congress Commisary). Created by a regional burger joint, Artic Circle in the 1960 with most locations in Utah and Idaho.

Became a regional mainstay of almost all fast food resturants and home in Utah and Idaho.

Utahn: "I want fry sauce, not ketchup, with my order"

Zitfaced Order Taker in Utah : "Do you want fry sauce with that?"
Out of State Customer: "What? What the hell is fry sauce?"

by Don August 6, 2004

baloney

Baloney. A key component in the game, Hide the Baloney. The game is played by a man and a woman in which they try to find places to hide the baloney.

"Lets play hide the baloney!"

by Don August 6, 2004

ac/dc

A term used in the 1970s & 80s for bi-sexual.

"Is he gay?" "No, He is ac/dc"

by Don August 6, 2004

fetch

Fetch, Fetching, Fetcher, Mother Fetcher are substitute by religious people for Fuck, Fucking, and Fucker.

"Oh, my fetching heck"
"Thats fetching cool!"
"He's such a fetcher"
"Mother Fetcher!"

by Don August 6, 2004

flatulence

Fart, gas, cheese, break wind, cut, cut cheese, rip, ripped the cheese, let, let one, ripper, skunk bait, fluffer, poofer, false pooper, put-put, poof-poof, brown-dart, blue-dart, chair air, room clearer, angel's whisper, the dog did it, rotten eggs, anal methane.

"I had such bad flatulence, I could not sleep"

by Don August 6, 2004