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1.
nlm
Keystroke pictogram for giving someone the middle finger. Also acceptable is the nlm mln (two hander), as well as the added thumb version ( \nlm mln/ ).
Hey Jeremy, nlm ya lick knob!
by Don December 03, 2003
 
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NLM
Nobody Loves Me (NLM): The feeling you get when, after a long period of time, you check your email, phone messages, texts and social networking sites only to find no one has sent you anything. (In reality, its only been like a half hour...) Also Nobody Loves You/NLY
I took a nap for like 3 hours and when i went to check my phone nobody called or tried to text me. "Nobody Loves Me" or "NLM"
by headcircus July 07, 2010
 
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nlm
a shortcut to using the words: "No Laughing Matter"
dude: DUDE MY DAD JUST DIED!!!
other dude: rotflmao!!!
dude: THIS IS NLM!!!
by ze pwn3r February 17, 2007