Dominic's definitions

b-hatch

(see also a-hatch and o-hatch)
noun
Refers specifically to the anal passage.
Can be used freely in almost any sentence and has underlying references to the receiver of such comments being a homosexual.

"Right in the b-hatch!"
"That ball curved like a b-hatch!"

by Dominic June 4, 2004

brown precipitate

(see markovnikov's law)
Shit, more specifically, a skid mark.

*somebody lets rip*
"Sounds like you just left a brown precipitate!"

by Dominic June 4, 2004

Blursh

The term used to a situation that is extremely humiliating. Looking back on something you had done which is dumb/immature. Often accompanied by the thought of "What the hell was I thinking."

Yo. Why did you ...... when you went to that club. Oh man that is so blursh.

by Dominic October 2, 2004

chuck-muffin

noun
(see chuck)
A woman you are willing to sacrifice a mere five minutes to 'chuck' over (i.e. masturbate)

"Jade Chester's a real chuck-muffin!"
"I'd like to feast on that chuck-muffin!"
"This muffin's absorbing valuable chuck-time!"

by Dominic June 4, 2004

zoomer

A person who goes to Churchy and shags animals especially dogs up the butt. Zoomers are known to have a lot of money and shag eachother when there isnt a hairy animal in sight.

ZOOMER! ZOOMER! ZOOMER! haha look at that ZOOMER! yo that ZOOMER just shagged that poor little puppy. Yo ZOOMER i bought ya a puppy.

by dominic October 9, 2004

beatensword

this guy is such a noob he kills ppl and is a very well known as bser. if u see him dont fight him

hey im beatensword please die!! fucker!

by dominic November 29, 2004

Miss Bowen-Jones

Any bedshitting old lady who still operates in a teaching position.

OMG!! That bitch is a total Miss Bowen-Jones!

She sure fucking is; I hope she gets cancer and dies!

by Dominic June 25, 2004