4 definitions by Doc2211
Similar to a creampie except you ejaculate inside of someone's mouth so far that the sperm goes into their throat rather than their mouth.
Sarah: Wait, he throatpied you?
Jane: Yeah, when he came he thrusted deep in my mouth so it went into my throat instead.
Jane: Yeah, when he came he thrusted deep in my mouth so it went into my throat instead.
by Doc2211 July 2, 2016
1. To place someone's head on a cement curb and stomp on their head to break their teeth (hence the name)
2. When a matchup between two people (real or fictional) is extremely one sided
2. When a matchup between two people (real or fictional) is extremely one sided
1. Scott: Dude where's Josh?
Jack: He got curbstomped so he's in the hospital.
2. Jack: Dude, who would win in a fight between Blanka and Pikachu?
Scott: Pikachu's a freaking rodent, and Blanka ate electric eels so that would be a curb stomp in Blanka's favor.
Jack: He got curbstomped so he's in the hospital.
2. Jack: Dude, who would win in a fight between Blanka and Pikachu?
Scott: Pikachu's a freaking rodent, and Blanka ate electric eels so that would be a curb stomp in Blanka's favor.
by Doc2211 August 19, 2016
Noun. A form of oral sex that usually involves manual stimulation. A combination of a blowjob and a handjob.
Jim: Hey Scott did you do it with Stacey yesterday?
Scott: No she was on her period so she gave me a blowjerk instead.
Scott: No she was on her period so she gave me a blowjerk instead.
by Doc2211 June 26, 2016
by Doc2211 June 4, 2016