Dirk Diggler's definitions

self preservation

When you save all the ejaculant in jars, such as mason jars, then dating and saving them somewhere for a period of above 2 years where it might be used in the future...

jimmys convinced that he is too important and feels the need to self preserve himself...

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

apricots

One nasty ass fruit, nigga.

I ate an apricot once, never again.

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003

Fump

a fupa or gunt, that extends to the rump of a woman. Resembles a horse shoe.

Deborah has to sit both away from her desk and leaning forward out of her chair because her fump won't allow her to sit otherwise.

by Dirk Diggler February 3, 2003

free*

Word used to trick ignorant internet patrons into signing up for spam.

You've won a free* 42" plasma tv. Just enter your email address below.

*It's not really free... sucker!

by Dirk Diggler March 15, 2005

gizzle

v. 1. to pout, complain, or make unreasonable demands. 2. To piss in a gizzle's back (See below).
n. 1. An individual characterized by a lack of diplomacy. 2. Demands respect which has not been earned.
(ALSO: Giz; May be pronounced Ji'-zul)

The gizzle just gizzed on me cuz i didn't pay the phone bill. Fuckin gizzle.

by Dirk Diggler September 13, 2003

Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool

the act of crapping

Dude, where's the bathroom. After that pizza and those 40 ouncers I've got to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool.

by Dirk Diggler December 29, 2002

Prosti-tots

N. A Prosti-tot is a young underage girl dressed to get laid, aka jailbait.

Damn, this truck show is full of Prosti-tots!!!

by Dirk Diggler April 28, 2004