David from Kingsbury's definitions

jimmy britts

Australian version of British rhyming slang 'tom tits' for diarrhea/the shits.

Jeez Bruce, don't go to Bali, you'll come back with the a case of the Jimmys!

by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005

plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.

Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!

by David from Kingsbury January 20, 2006

doings

Toilet functions or poo, usually childrens' or animals'.

Don't sit on that bench, it's covered in birds' doings.

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

ehh ehh

child's name for poo, based on grunting sound one makes at times when going 'ehh, ehh'.

'Does Johnny want to go on his potty to do his ehh ehhs?'

by David from Kingsbury November 3, 2003

oyster

Gob of phlegm in the street, also 'Dockyard oyster' from Portsmouth Dockyard.

Mind the road there, you'll tread in that oyster.

by David from Kingsbury September 8, 2007

horse and cart

Another of the many rhyming slang phrases for fart.

Gor luvaduck Phyllis, you should 'ave 'eard me 'usband after 'e came 'ome from the pub last night, wot a bleedin' horse and cart!

by David from Kingsbury October 17, 2005

winnits

Also the streaks of poo that appear on a man's willy after anal sex

Ugh, you've got winnits! You're a fag!

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003