David from Kingsbury's definitions

raspberry tart

Cockney rhyming slang for fart, long abbreviated to blow a raspberry, few realise the origin.

Blimey Arfur, did you 'ear that raspberry tart the 'orse just blew orff?

by David from Kingsbury October 17, 2005

chuff nuts

Those particles of shit that stick to the anal hair

Tracy's gone off Darren, she says he had chuff nuts on his arse!

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

potty mouth

Someone who likes to swear and cuss just for the fun and bravado of it.

Don't speak to me like that, you potty mouth.

by David from Kingsbury November 8, 2003

furry hoop

Twee British euphemism for a lady's front bottom, or vulva.

He poked her in her furry hoop with his purple veined stick.

by David from Kingsbury October 18, 2005

lucozade

Cockney rhyming slang for 'spade', as in darkie, coon etc.

That lucozade's going down for a long time

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

windy

Nice word parents use in front of children for a fart

Abigail:'Giles dear, wind down the window, I think Guy's done another windy'
Giles:'Are you sure that wasn't you Abigail?'

by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003

plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.

Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!

by David from Kingsbury January 20, 2006