David from Kingsbury's definitions

crot

English public school word for poo, includes soft crot for diarrhoea. Probably based on crotels, an old word for hare droppings.

'Mornin' Bunter, just been to the matron with a touch of the soft crot'

by David from Kingsbury November 3, 2003

third world briefcase

Flowery description of a ghetto blaster or large portable music player often carried around in the late 20th century and played at full volume by many of Britain's ethnic population.

You'll recognise Dwayne when he comes in, he'll be carrying his third world briefcase.

by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005

cut the cheese

To fart. Have you ever noticed a smell at the dinner table, thought someone had farted, and then saw someone cutting a new cheese?

Pooo! Someone's cut the cheese!

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

flap shot

Possibly the best type of rude ladies photo. One that gets such a close up, you can see the flaps. (labia)

That page 3 model's a right slag, I heard she's done flap shots in Razzle

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

furry hoop

Twee British euphemism for a lady's front bottom, or vulva.

He poked her in her furry hoop with his purple veined stick.

by David from Kingsbury October 18, 2005

noggies

English public school for turds. Also used to describe Korean soldiers during the Korean war.

'I say Molesworth, you've left noggies floating in the lav'

by David from Kingsbury November 3, 2003

do me a lemon

Rare but recorded London phrase for 'Do me a favour'. Totally mystery origin, unless you know the answer.

"Oi Trev, you're not saying you need my motor again, do me a lemon..."

by David from Kingsbury April 28, 2006