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Definitions by David from Kingsbury

flap shot 

Possibly the best type of rude ladies photo. One that gets such a close up, you can see the flaps. (labia)
That page 3 model's a right slag, I heard she's done flap shots in Razzle
flap shot by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003
A large stereo carried held to the ear by some tinted folk. Also 3rd world briefcase.
I saw one of those new wog boxes in Dixons that puts out about 100 watts
wog box by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

lucozade 

Cockney rhyming slang for 'spade', as in darkie, coon etc.
That lucozade's going down for a long time
lucozade by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003
Another rude term for a negro
Blimey, look at that sooty over there, he must be at least six foot six
sooty by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

bubble and squeak 

Rhyming slang for a Greek. Usually abbreviated to bubble.
Bloody area's crawling with bubbles nowadays

dung puncher 

Same as a turd-pusher or uphill gardener. A man that likes to put his willy up another man's anus. Ugh.
Look at that Michael Barrymore- another bloody dung puncher.

blood claat 

Jamaican term for not a very nice person, how they say 'blood cloth' ie sanitary towel.