plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.

Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!

by David from Kingsbury January 19, 2006

let one go

To do a fart

Gee dude, is that the drains or did you just let one go?

by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003

blood claat

Jamaican term for not a very nice person, how they say 'blood cloth' ie sanitary towel.

'im blood claat maaaan

by David from Kingsbury November 05, 2003

flap shot

Possibly the best type of rude ladies photo. One that gets such a close up, you can see the flaps. (labia)

That page 3 model's a right slag, I heard she's done flap shots in Razzle

by David from Kingsbury November 05, 2003

keich

Scottish word for poo/have a poo. I thought I'd never find another new word for it, but here's one.

I must awa' an' have a keich mon!

by David from Kingsbury January 28, 2004

doings

Toilet functions or poo, usually childrens' or animals'.

Don't sit on that bench, it's covered in birds' doings.

by David from Kingsbury November 08, 2003

cut the cheese

To fart. Have you ever noticed a smell at the dinner table, thought someone had farted, and then saw someone cutting a new cheese?

Pooo! Someone's cut the cheese!

by David from Kingsbury November 08, 2003