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1.
Scottish word for poo/have a poo. I thought I'd never find another new word for it, but here's one.
I must awa' an' have a keich mon!
by David from Kingsbury January 27, 2004
 
2.
Scottish jobby. Approx 9"-14" in length (varying thickness) and must protrude from the water in the bowl of the toilet pan and look as though it's "keichin' oot the water"
Went to see some friends off to the coast and had a monster keich..... looked like the Loch Ness Monster trying to climb oot the lavvy
by Baku Goose July 13, 2009