keich

Scottish word for poo/have a poo. I thought I'd never find another new word for it, but here's one.

I must awa' an' have a keich mon!

by David from Kingsbury January 28, 2004

keich

Scottish jobby. Approx 9"-14" in length (varying thickness) and must protrude from the water in the bowl of the toilet pan and look as though it's "keichin' oot the water"

Went to see some friends off to the coast and had a monster keich..... looked like the Loch Ness Monster trying to climb oot the lavvy

by Baku Goose July 13, 2009

Keiching

verb. The act of skipping school or work due to a minor illness, injury, or condition.

Greg: I hear Will's home with a cold today.
Harry: That bitch must be Keiching! Let's break his legs after work.
Greg: Yeah!

by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021