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God Bless America

*An American catchphrase that was used on a daily basis after Nine-Eleven.

*A little booklet which contains prayers & reflections for our country. This is an important read for those who despise America, but it contains religious content, thus this book will be avoided by those pussies who couldn't afford to learn a moral from The Book.
"It's like a bible but with patriotism."
-me

"Could we all please stop this God Bless America crap."
-Michael Moore, spouting off more anti-America rhetoric
by Dave July 6, 2004
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Fedex

A company that exploits their workers; especially in the software development arena.

Their wages for skilled developers and technicians are relative to the wages paid by most cities for sanitation engineers.

Their Motto:
OPERATE independently
COMPETE collectively
PAY inadequately
You work for fedex as a software developer and STILL qualify for food stamps??? No Shit!!!
by Dave April 19, 2005
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cameltosis

Derived from the Oral condition of bad breath - Halitosis - a condition of having fetid breath. Cameltosis is the same condition of the vagina, having fetid, funk of the Camel Toe
Damn dude, that bitch had some kickin' cameltosis.
by Dave January 21, 2005
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Word Nerd

Name given to a person who reads lots of books
"What are you reading Word Nerd"
by dave January 10, 2005
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Twombly

v. To take advantage of a girl who's shitfaced and rolling.
"He twombly-ed that girl at Umass...what a pathetic loser. Can't he get laid like a normal person? Or does he have to prey on the defenseless ones when everyone leaves?"
by Dave March 13, 2003
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CMC

Central Military Commission

The power behind the Chinese military. They do all the planning and shit.
"General Kong Feirong is the chairman of the CMC."
-Colonel Lambert, Splinter Cell
by Dave April 16, 2004
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suit

A term referring to people dressed in well-tailored suits or tuxedos, such as businessmen, capitalists, or government agents.
"Wearing a suit to a liberal high school will probably get you killed. Damn anti-corporate Mooreons."
-me
by Dave July 14, 2004
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