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ArIsEn

One that starts off with nothing, and prospers with everything.
Money Literal : "Bill Gates has ArIsEn from being a bum, to being a multi-billionaire."

Motor Vehicles Literal: "Though the Pontiac GTO was a muscle car of the past, GM has ArIsEn the GTO for the 2004 year, with its most powerful 350cu engine yet."

Computer Literal :"ArIsEn is the 1337est muthafucka out there."
by Dave October 3, 2003
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Adult Swim

A show on Cartoon Network that is shown at nighttime everyday, excluding Fridays.....Adult Swim is the only good channel on TV anymore.
"Adult Swim has Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Family Guy, and many more hilarious shows. They even have some anime."
-me
by Dave September 13, 2004
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splasm

1. when my girlfriend finished sucking me off, she had splasm all over her face
2. After fucking this girl for over an hour, I was ready to splasm into her cunt
by Dave October 21, 2004
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Candy3s

A Candy3s is a girl who gets off to being slapped around by her ricer boyfriend. She won't leave him, because they are in "love".
Wow, that Candy3s is such a crack-whore! If you break her nose, she'll bang you and love you forever!!
by Dave March 13, 2005
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blee

Something unpleasant.

(Der. "bleer", "bleerer" - the stuff in your eyes which makes one bleery eyed in the morning; Scots Eng.)
Mack hasn't washed for a week - he's so blee.
by Dave April 6, 2004
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CMC

Central Military Commission

The power behind the Chinese military. They do all the planning and shit.
"General Kong Feirong is the chairman of the CMC."
-Colonel Lambert, Splinter Cell
by Dave April 16, 2004
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breasts

Female mammary glands. Although they are used biologically for feeding offspring, breasts are actually attractive. In fact, breasts are the #1 factor in how a woman looks to a man. In otherwords, the bigger a woman's breasts, the better.

The truth is also that men have breasts, but they're not so important as a woman's, and thus the male variant is often called "chest". Although, "chest" is used to refer to a woman's rack, often used in paranoia, either by women or men.

Overall, I love breasts. ^.^
"Me? Well, I prefer a woman's face, but I more and more understand, when it comes to love, the importance of a woman's bosoms. Supposedly it feels ticklish when they are fondled, and they also make fluffy pillows. Make sure you treat them good because it HURTS when you hit them. Nevertheless, be careful when looking at a woman's breasts, because if you look at them for too long instead of looking into her eyes, she will notice and possibly commence hostilities."
-me
by Dave December 30, 2004
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