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linear-minded

A type of person that is unable to think after acquiring knowledge of something. Somewhat similar to close-minded people.
This is possibly a definition from those who expect too much out of people, such as myself.
Linear-mindedness could also be similar to being conclusive, as well as being bureaucratic.
"A local USMC recruiter said I couldn't join because 'I have bipolar', but that was only because I said I took anti-depressant pills, along with aderol."
-me
by Dave July 8, 2004
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Muffar

Spanish Verb-To Be A Dickhead
Muffemos- We are Dickheads
by Dave August 18, 2003
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Teabegger

One who begs to be teabagged by a stud with big strong balls that dominate when used to hump into submission and obedience.
Everyone who met him, tea begged him for his manhood, each took one look at him and could not help become his teabegger.
by Dave June 18, 2006
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clown wig

She told me my clown wig was tickling her nose.
by Dave February 10, 2004
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suit

A term referring to people dressed in well-tailored suits or tuxedos, such as businessmen, capitalists, or government agents.
"Wearing a suit to a liberal high school will probably get you killed. Damn anti-corporate Mooreons."
-me
by Dave July 14, 2004
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breasts

Female mammary glands. Although they are used biologically for feeding offspring, breasts are actually attractive. In fact, breasts are the #1 factor in how a woman looks to a man. In otherwords, the bigger a woman's breasts, the better.

The truth is also that men have breasts, but they're not so important as a woman's, and thus the male variant is often called "chest". Although, "chest" is used to refer to a woman's rack, often used in paranoia, either by women or men.

Overall, I love breasts. ^.^
"Me? Well, I prefer a woman's face, but I more and more understand, when it comes to love, the importance of a woman's bosoms. Supposedly it feels ticklish when they are fondled, and they also make fluffy pillows. Make sure you treat them good because it HURTS when you hit them. Nevertheless, be careful when looking at a woman's breasts, because if you look at them for too long instead of looking into her eyes, she will notice and possibly commence hostilities."
-me
by Dave December 30, 2004
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CMC

Central Military Commission

The power behind the Chinese military. They do all the planning and shit.
"General Kong Feirong is the chairman of the CMC."
-Colonel Lambert, Splinter Cell
by Dave April 16, 2004
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