Dave's definitions

beercan

Jamaican pronounciation of bacon

aren't i funny!!

by Dave February 11, 2004

Yoda

A muppet that flies around with a lightsaber and gets all the hoes.

"Cool Urban Dictionary is!"
-Yoda

"The one who made me Jim Henson was. Why I'm called a muppet that is."
-Yoda

"Kick your ass I will!"
-Yoda

by Dave June 20, 2004

Tselinoyarsk

A mountainous, jungular region near the Soviet border. Fictitious and set in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater.

"Your mission is to infiltrate Tselinoyarsk, ensure the safety of Sokolov, and bring him back the West."
-Major Zero, MGS3

by Dave January 8, 2005

colors

*Clothes.

*Symbol color, as in a color representing a group or a side.

"Man get some colors CJ!"

by Dave October 29, 2004

cunting

an adjective for an extreme rainfall event, that exceeds the annual maxima.

man, its cunting it down and i should know, i'm a fully qualified hydrologist. safe as fuck

by dave January 9, 2004

beff

Sad lonely S&M obsessed fat freak.

You are such a BEFF

by Dave October 24, 2003

space docking

to excrete inside a condom, freeze the condom and then use like a penis to give some one anal plessure.

the man went to his freezer and got the condom he had loaded the night before and "docked" it inside his boyfriends rectum

by dave December 7, 2003