Da Nastee One's definitions

greasy pierre

almost butt fucking a chick; cock-to-ass contact without the anal penetration

Greasy Pierre! Shit, I'd rather butt fuck ya!

by Da Nastee One April 30, 2004

she beast

an ugly woman with a foul personality; as opposed to an ugly woman with a nice personality or a gorgeous woman who is a complete bitch

basically, a woman who is too ugly to have sex with (even after you get drunk) and too mean to hang with; you know, a fat, ugly cunt who thinks she looks like Heidi Klum

I wouldn't fuck that she beast with a stolen dick!

by Da Nastee One May 24, 2004

hippie lettuce

cheap, poor quality marijuana commonly consumed by high school & college students

Kids in college smoke hippie lettuce cuz that's the only MJ they can afford!

by Da Nastee One February 3, 2004

Mandy Moore

a sexy singer/actress with gorgeous long legs

Any man who is not attracted to Mandy Moore is a queer!

by Da Nastee One October 3, 2003

open a can of whup ass

a total beatdown that not only causes physical injury but total humiliation

last night i was at a college party

a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute

it was sweet

by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

pennsylvania chocolate pie

to fuck a woman in both the pussy and the asshole, alternating between orifices ... and just when you're about to cum, you stick it in her mouth and she sucks you off ... then you kiss her on the mouth and she spits your jizz into your mouth ... and you swallow ...

Last night, my woman & I did the sickest, nasties shit ever ... that's right ... we did the pennsylvania chocolate pie ...

by Da Nastee One January 5, 2007

Stroke the Salami

male masturbation

by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003