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wingman

Your best friend in the world and the guy you always go to the bars with
Buy your wingman a beer for "distracting" (wink, wink) the cock blocking grenade for you
by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004
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green monster

a homemade alcoholic beverage made from Scope mouthwash and NyQuil cough syrup
Green monster tastes like ass, but it gives you a quick buzz!
by Da Nastee One October 20, 2003
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ledge booty

an ass so big, you can rest your drink on it ... while she's standing up!
Damn! Look at that fine ass chick with the big ol' ledge booty!
by Da Nastee One December 7, 2006
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jock itch

a rash in the crotch and inner thighs, caused by poor hygiene and sweat
by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003
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lick suck chug

a pub (bar/tavern) ritual involving the consumption of shots of tequila
LICK salt off your hand
SUCK a lime
CHUG a shot of tequila
by Da Nastee One May 28, 2004
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trailer park skank

a rural white woman who:
1) lives in a trailer with her juvenile delinquent brats and lazy-ass, drunken, won't-get-a-job boyfriend;
2) works in a "happy ending" style massage parlor or strip club;
3) puts up with her drunk-ass, racist bastard redneck of a boyfriend physical abuse because he "loves" her "so much;"
4) uses language that would make a trucker blush; and
5) her brats all have different fathers!
Trailer parks may also have one or all of the following physical difficiencies:
1) less than 5 teeth;
2) 290 to 350 pound weight range;
3) a lazy eye; or
4) facial hair.
by Da Nastee One January 30, 2004
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dirty dutch

an in-joke

there is no actual sex act called a "dirty dutch," but you mention it to make a naive friend believe there is

basically, you say you did the "dirty dutch" the night before and then mention it's nastier, dirtier, and sicker than the vilest sex act you can think of
"Last night my girlfriend, one of her friends, and I did the "dirty dutch." Man, the "dirty dutch" is sicker than going ass-to-mouth while tongue kissing someone who just tossed your salad."
by Da Nastee One December 7, 2006
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