swamp ass

"Swamp ass" is the putrid stench eminating from the human groin. It is caused by sweat and/or not wiping the ass sufficiently.

No woman is going to lick your balls if you suffer from swamp ass!

by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

dirty dutch

an in-joke

there is no actual sex act called a "dirty dutch," but you mention it to make a naive friend believe there is

basically, you say you did the "dirty dutch" the night before and then mention it's nastier, dirtier, and sicker than the vilest sex act you can think of

"Last night my girlfriend, one of her friends, and I did the "dirty dutch." Man, the "dirty dutch" is sicker than going ass-to-mouth while tongue kissing someone who just tossed your salad."

by Da Nastee One December 07, 2006

clubbing

beating repeatedly with a blunt object

Back off, bitch, or I'll club you like a baby seal!

by Da Nastee One October 03, 2003

Mandy Moore

a sexy singer/actress with gorgeous long legs

Any man who is not attracted to Mandy Moore is a queer!

by Da Nastee One October 03, 2003

hippie lettuce

cheap, poor quality marijuana commonly consumed by high school & college students

Kids in college smoke hippie lettuce cuz that's the only MJ they can afford!

by Da Nastee One February 03, 2004

pennsylvania chocolate pie

to fuck a woman in both the pussy and the asshole, alternating between orifices ... and just when you're about to cum, you stick it in her mouth and she sucks you off ... then you kiss her on the mouth and she spits your jizz into your mouth ... and you swallow ...

Last night, my woman & I did the sickest, nasties shit ever ... that's right ... we did the pennsylvania chocolate pie ...

by Da Nastee One January 05, 2007

open a can of whup ass

a total beatdown that not only causes physical injury but total humiliation

last night i was at a college party

a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute

it was sweet

by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004