shnorp

The act of consuming soup.

I ate the bagel,
I drank the milk,
I snorped the soup.

by dk May 13, 2005

Mercenary Neko

A gorgeous lady, usually the object of affection for a Dark Knight and people who love riddles.

"Nygma, I'm leaving you for DK," said Mercenary Neko.

by DK January 11, 2004

Dark Knight

Dark Knight is the coolest dude alive. His insane skills both on and off the computer amaze and astound all, especially the ladies. Can frequently be found on comic message boards hitting on other men's girlfriends and underage girls from Canada.

Dark Knight, you are the man!

by DK January 11, 2004

crack of crack

If the crack-of-dawn is early, then the crack-of-the-crack-of-dawn is even earlier. Hence, crack-of-crack.

I gotta get up at the crack-of-crack tomorrow 'cause I'm driving to Bakersfield. No Chappelle show for me!

by DK April 14, 2006

knacks

Short/Slang of 'Knackers' / 'Scumbags' used in Ireland to define sketchy characters, who'll steal you clothes, money, and other possessions you have on you when walking through the cities of Dublin or Limerick.
Wear tracksuits, travel in numbers, and cary knives.

I hope that knack no be stealing ma' Gamecube!

by DK February 11, 2004

kolles

A botle of cheep wine used as a butt plug.

Eb was farting alote and we told him to put a kolles up his ass.

by DK April 06, 2005

GoofPrints

A certified Usenet k00k who frequents medical and psychological newsgroups. Very entertaining when she goes off her meds and kooks out.

GoofPrints is a lying weasel

by DK January 15, 2004