34 definitions by D. Y. Vetz
When my grandma died a few days after swimming in the lake this past August I knew something was up. The doctor who examined her told us she passed away from natural causes, but I know that in reality she was killed by a fuckin' meeb!
by D. Y. Vetz March 11, 2020
by D. Y. Vetz October 4, 2019
by D. Y. Vetz May 21, 2019
"It's going to be sunny today."
"I'm pretty sure it's gonna rain later dude."
"What?! How dare you question my knowledge?!! I've been alive for 9000 years and you've been around for what, 30??! If you undermine my authority again I'll report you to the weather police and then we'll see who's the real deal and who's a fake-ass phony!!!!"
"Calm down buddy. Quit being such a suckhole, damn."
"I'm pretty sure it's gonna rain later dude."
"What?! How dare you question my knowledge?!! I've been alive for 9000 years and you've been around for what, 30??! If you undermine my authority again I'll report you to the weather police and then we'll see who's the real deal and who's a fake-ass phony!!!!"
"Calm down buddy. Quit being such a suckhole, damn."
by D. Y. Vetz September 26, 2022
by D. Y. Vetz June 6, 2019
Whenever there is a event happening in a public space, be it a concert, a lecture, a hockey game or a political function, there is a 100% chance that there will be at least one guy disturbing that event by being a drunken idiot.
There's always a loogan.
by D. Y. Vetz March 11, 2021
Buddy I'm trying to sell weed to preteens here, you need to look the other way before I make you look the other way.
by D. Y. Vetz November 10, 2020