34 definitions by D. Y. Vetz

look up to

To hold someone in high-esteem by way of viewing them as a role model. mentor, or superior.

When Norm asked his intern Sam how he saw him, Sam said "I totally look up to you."

by D. Y. Vetz March 26, 2021

palmer

A Christian from Western Europe who travelled to the Holy Lands on a pilgrimage during the Crusades. Palmers often brought back a palm frond as a souvenir of their pilgrimage.

Palmers were highly regarded by the public due to their intense devotion to Christ.

by D. Y. Vetz April 20, 2021

Buttershit

Someone who's fortitude is so weak they might as well be made of butter.

That guy is buttershit.

by D. Y. Vetz October 16, 2018

competencism

Discrimination based on competency, or lackthereof.

When the advertising company didn't hire Hector because his only work experience was flipping burgers and pumping gas, Hector complained to the Human Rights Commission of competencism.

by D. Y. Vetz January 25, 2021

athpd

And that's how people die.

Len: You're a moron, Mel.
Mel: ...athpd.

by D. Y. Vetz May 12, 2021

The wheels have come off

The situation has gotten out of control, things have gone haywire, shit has hit the fan, etc

The wheels have come off!

by D. Y. Vetz September 5, 2020

gripdick

A "medical condition" caused when a male grips his dick too tightly while masturbating, causing to him not enjoy sex with women (or men) as much because he's so used to the iron grip of his hand.

I've been jerking off for years -- and as a result, I have gripdick.

by D. Y. Vetz December 14, 2020