19 definitions by D-Shiznit
A person who doesn't know his ass from his elbow about most of the things he talks about, but insists on trying to prevent the American public from seeking the truth for themselves as a means to get them to assume that his propogandic ramblings about subjects that a 5-year-old could demonstrate a better grasp on than he does are accurate.
See also: ANAL RETENTIVE
PROPOGANIST
BULLSHIT ARTIST
See also: ANAL RETENTIVE
PROPOGANIST
BULLSHIT ARTIST
After watching only a few of Bill's shows, I detected an unmistakably strong scent of bullshit coming from my television}
by D-Shiznit May 31, 2005
1. A guitar designed so that it may be strummed with the left hand rather than standard guitars, whose body and string arrangement are designed to be strummed with the right hand.
2. Someone who uses their left hand to strum whether they are completely left-handed or not; also someone who is completely left-handed.
2. Someone who uses their left hand to strum whether they are completely left-handed or not; also someone who is completely left-handed.
1. I own a regular guitar, but it's strung like a lefty so that I can play it.
2. Jimi Hendrix was/is one of the few famous leftys.
2. Jimi Hendrix was/is one of the few famous leftys.
by D-Shiznit June 27, 2005
On the top of the list of American oxymorons, the only aspect of reality that it accurately portrays the American value that you have to be a backstabbing piece of bastard to survive in corporate America just like in shows like Survivor.
Reality TV is the fakest piece of shit ever broadcasted on TV. Except for all the backstabbing and the complete willingness to sacrifice friendships in the name of being self-centered and obsessed with winning something that isn't really worth the price, which is, unfortunately a very real part of our country.
See: Professional Sports
See: Professional Sports
by D-Shiznit June 28, 2005
On the top of the list of American oxymorons, the only aspect of reality that it accurately portrays the American value that you have to be a backstabbing piece of bastard to survive in corporate America just like in shows like Survivor.
Reality TV is the fakest piece of shit ever broadcasted on TV. Except for all the backstabbing and the complete willingness to sacrifice friendships in the name of being self-centered and obsessed with winning something that isn't really worth the price, which is, unfortunately a very real part of our country.
See: Professional Sports
See: Professional Sports
by D-Shiznit June 28, 2005
Yahoo! Answers is a site wherein only politically correct questions and answers that don't offend even the easiest people to offend are allowed and where if you aren't a slave to their anal retentive guidelines you are treated as an outcast and your account is eventually deleted.
The Yahoo! Answers staff need to pull their heads out of their butts because they delete questions and answers (and even accounts) without even paying much attention to whether they genuinely deserve to be deleted.
by D-Shiznit August 12, 2007
An insulting label to describe someone who actually *gasp* has the guts to stand up for what's right. Stop him before he spreads the real truth!
As kids, our parents discourage us from being tattle tales, but then they wonder why the crime rate is so high in our country. If we had more tattle tales, who knows? Maybe we could stop flooding our prisons with innocent people while the criminals roam the streets freely.
by D-Shiznit June 30, 2005