162 definitions by D Flawless

Redneck by will rather than by birth
Willbillys are those who fake rural upbringing for political gain, as country musicians or to get laid at country music concerts
by D Flawless January 21, 2022
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When girls keep their distance because they're worried about the coronavirus
The mayor and health department ordered us to start practicing sexual distancing so they and their rich friends can get all the blonde pussy
by D Flawless April 2, 2020
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When a guy seems too ordinary to draw any real attention
Nick wasn't getting many replies on Tinder-the was kinda stuck in the Joe Schmoe Trap.
by D Flawless November 16, 2019
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When final exams are making it seem like your life's about to come to an end
I've been up studying all night, my head's about to explode- time for examageddon
by D Flawless May 12, 2021
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A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place
I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.

Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills
by D Flawless July 19, 2021
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A dating app for thugs and criminals
Stacy gonna go on seeking arraignment and find her some bad boy cock
by D Flawless July 14, 2022
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A girl who starts her own ho biz and keeps 100 percent so the house can't take a cut
You can wither work in a brothel or become a slutrepreneur
by D Flawless November 10, 2021
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