13 definitions by CutUpRough

Strategic Drunken Placement - The act of placing an item you need and use everyday whilst drunk, in a location and you cannot find it when your sober.

The term used for when you are in the car driving along and you spot a very tidy female with a great set of cans and an awesome rig!

One who gets off at pumping up others expectations. Has the capacity to deliver on promises but fails to do so leaving their victims to slowly deflate.

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

A new 'Buzz Word' used in Management Meetings that assesses the outcomes discovered when reviewing a process already undertaken, but it also reveals why the reveiw was conducted.

When one human deliberately pumps up another humans state of mind and/or expectations by promising things they have the capacity of delivering but fail to do so leaving them to slowly deflate.