13 definitions by CutUpRough
Dave "Hey Simone, who is getting up grading when the boss goes on 4 weeks leave"?
Simone, "Who do you reckon, TC1".
Simone, "Who do you reckon, TC1".
by CutUpRough July 14, 2010
The axe wound found on women or an adventure play ground found right next to a sewerage outlet. It can be bald, hairy, a landing strip, trimmed and manicured. It can be smelly - like fish - taste tangy or if you are lucky, be completely neutral and delicious - you'll growl for hours if this is the case. Can also be an ini or an outi - look like a badly packed kebab or a nice sweet freshly cut mango!
Bob was at the local pub and saw a nice looking gal, he said to his mate Phil "I wouldn't mind going the growl on that vagina." meaning touging her out.
by CutUpRough January 26, 2010
The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.
Shitometer readings -
10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!
5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.
3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.
Shitometer readings -
10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!
5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.
3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.
Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?
Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!
Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!
by CutUpRough July 29, 2010
a thong also known as a 'g' string worn by women, visible to us guys who love to sneak in a quick peek at every opportunity.
'Look at her gbanger its deluxe' yelled the horny old sailor as he saw a young lady bend over to pick her purse up off the ground.
by CutUpRough February 16, 2010
One who gets off at pumping up others expectations. Has the capacity to deliver on promises but fails to do so leaving their victims to slowly deflate.
Toby "The boss is in a weird mood, he looks like he's just got 'his kicks' out of something."
Leah "Yeah, he's been up to his old tricks again, promising us a pay rise, getting our expectations up but you know he is a ManPump, he won't deliver."
Leah "Yeah, he's been up to his old tricks again, promising us a pay rise, getting our expectations up but you know he is a ManPump, he won't deliver."
by CutUpRough April 30, 2010
short for Electronic Wine Auctions - where people bid on bottles on wine offered for auction on the internet. Bidders usually sit at their computers and don't even raise a sweat.
I logged on to ewineauctions and got myself a real bargain, a dozen bottles of plonk for bugger all.
by CutUpRough February 16, 2010
A new 'Buzz Word' used in Management Meetings that assesses the outcomes discovered when reviewing a process already undertaken, but it also reveals why the reveiw was conducted.
Once we have completed this process we'll apply the Double Back Loop and we'll be in a position to release the companies findings.
by CutUpRough May 13, 2010