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Me: That bitch has to be at least fifteen. What were you thinking?
Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.
Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.
Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.
Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010
Get the Hannah Montana Forever mug.The burn scars a pervert has, from performing the popcorn trick, and getting his junk burnt from the molten butter and hot unpopped kernels.
perverted virgin: Want some popcorn?
chick: No. Are you crying?
perverted virgin: No.
chick: I bet you leave this theater, with popcorn trick scars. I'm leaving.
chick: No. Are you crying?
perverted virgin: No.
chick: I bet you leave this theater, with popcorn trick scars. I'm leaving.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
Get the popcorn trick scars mug.some bitch: You ran your mouth to your parents, and now your living in a camper. You sure know how derail the gravy train.
some dude: I don't care if they own estates in Europe, the West Indies and America. I do miss my Ferrari Enzo, though.
some dude: I don't care if they own estates in Europe, the West Indies and America. I do miss my Ferrari Enzo, though.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 15, 2010
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Get the nutty new yorker mug.Wanda: I'll have the sausage stuffed clam tonight.
Randy: What's that?
Wanda: Need I explain? (Makes a gesture with her hands of one finger going in and out of a cavity made out of the other hand.)
Randy: Ohhh! (Exposes his instantaneously erect penis.)
Wanda: You got the idea now cock me hard!
Randy: What's that?
Wanda: Need I explain? (Makes a gesture with her hands of one finger going in and out of a cavity made out of the other hand.)
Randy: Ohhh! (Exposes his instantaneously erect penis.)
Wanda: You got the idea now cock me hard!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 5, 2011
Get the sausage stuffed clam mug.When an aeration pump, hose and stone are used to keep an gerbil or other small animal alive within the colon of a man. This increases the prostate stimulation time. Usually, battery powered bait aerator's are preferred because of compactness.
Rob: I got rats because they were cheaper than gerbils. You got the gerbil respirator.
George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.
Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.
George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.
Rob: Oh do you know me!
(Gay loving ensues.)
George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.
Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.
George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.
Rob: Oh do you know me!
(Gay loving ensues.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 30, 2010
Get the gerbil respirator mug.noun, misnomer: A national family oriented celebration beginning on New Year's Eve (Last night of the old year.) and ending by 12:30 am New Year's Day (First morning of the new year.), in cities and towns across the US. Created by social conservatives as a drug free, alcohol free and sex free alternative to human pleasure.
normal person: Excuse me sir, can you assist me?
First Nighter: Certainly. What do you need?
normal person: I need five hits of ecstasy, two Asian hookers, and a bottle of Champagne.
First Nighter: This is a family event. Check your liberal coat at the door.
normal person: I apologize for interrupting your NAMBLA rally. My bad.
First Nighter: Certainly. What do you need?
normal person: I need five hits of ecstasy, two Asian hookers, and a bottle of Champagne.
First Nighter: This is a family event. Check your liberal coat at the door.
normal person: I apologize for interrupting your NAMBLA rally. My bad.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 25, 2010
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