Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions
The burn scars a pervert has, from performing the popcorn trick, and getting his junk burnt from the molten butter and hot unpopped kernels.
perverted virgin: Want some popcorn?
chick: No. Are you crying?
perverted virgin: No.
chick: I bet you leave this theater, with popcorn trick scars. I'm leaving.
chick: No. Are you crying?
perverted virgin: No.
chick: I bet you leave this theater, with popcorn trick scars. I'm leaving.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
Get the popcorn trick scarsmug. dirt ball: Deese here raidal tires, ought to fit your Bentley.
me: I didn't even ask you for tires. It's pronounced radial, not raidal you fucking sped.
dirt ball: You just being all uppity and think your better than me. Just 'cause you drive a Bentley.
me: Dog shit is better than you. Go kill off your inbred family with your dry rotted tires.
dirt ball: What you got about inbreeding?
me: Nigga Please?!
me: I didn't even ask you for tires. It's pronounced radial, not raidal you fucking sped.
dirt ball: You just being all uppity and think your better than me. Just 'cause you drive a Bentley.
me: Dog shit is better than you. Go kill off your inbred family with your dry rotted tires.
dirt ball: What you got about inbreeding?
me: Nigga Please?!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010
Get the raidal tiremug. 1. The self-indulgent, materialistic moment one has alone with their ultra-luxury vehicle. Usually a Bentley, but any six figure vehicle passes. 2. Any moment that while driving your ultra-luxury vehicle, women begin stalking you with their cars.
1. "I love the buttery soft upolstery. I bet I could stick my dick between the headrest and seat, and make myself cum."
2. "Look at all these bitches following me! An absolute Bentley Moment. I bet if I hung my cock out the window, it would start a fucking cunt riot."
2. "Look at all these bitches following me! An absolute Bentley Moment. I bet if I hung my cock out the window, it would start a fucking cunt riot."
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010
Get the Bentley Momentmug. Any bullshitter claiming to be involved in a company, corporation, partnership, et cetera and/or claiming to be an investor in stocks, commodities, bonds, et cetera. Usually used to bed a woman, but also to get inept and submissive people to bow to them.
loser: Yeah I'm looking everyday, for something new to invest my money in.
Me: Oh, you day-trade?
loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.
winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...
loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.
Me: Mad money?
loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.
Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.
loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.
Me: Oh, you day-trade?
loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.
winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...
loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.
Me: Mad money?
loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.
Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.
loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
Get the bullshitnessmanmug. An physiological test to detect recent forced opening of the anus. Used chiefly on by police to tell if a suspect has placed contraband in their anus, or if a child has been sexually abused. The buttocks are spread lightly apart by to see if the anal sphincter opens after or with the spreading of the buttocks. If so, anal breaching has likely occurred.
As part of his recording contract, Justin Bieber has to pass an anal dilatation test. This time when he bent over in front of the doctors and lawyers, a doctor disappeared! Bieber got a D+, for that one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 4, 2010
Get the anal dilatation testmug. by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 9, 2010
Get the nutty new yorkermug. Wanda: I'll have the sausage stuffed clam tonight.
Randy: What's that?
Wanda: Need I explain? (Makes a gesture with her hands of one finger going in and out of a cavity made out of the other hand.)
Randy: Ohhh! (Exposes his instantaneously erect penis.)
Wanda: You got the idea now cock me hard!
Randy: What's that?
Wanda: Need I explain? (Makes a gesture with her hands of one finger going in and out of a cavity made out of the other hand.)
Randy: Ohhh! (Exposes his instantaneously erect penis.)
Wanda: You got the idea now cock me hard!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 5, 2011
Get the sausage stuffed clammug.