Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions

Anthracite Desert

1. An unfortunate nickname for the Anthracite Coal Region, of Pennsylvania. 2. The man-made desert, left over from morn than a century and a half of unregulated surface mining in the Anthracite Coal Region.

1. Welcome to the Anthracite Desert. Hey why are you leaving, so fast?

2. The Anthracite Desert is lacking in wildlife. Al Qaeda prays for the region.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010

crapperfiti

Graffiti, on the walls of a public restroom.

pooping man: Wow there sure is a lot of crapperfiti in this stall. "Hendrix is God!", "Mike is gay", "UR mom sure can fuck", and "I pissed all over the toilet paper. sucks to be you asshole". It's like they'll all speaking to me.

Why is this paper wet? It cleans better than dry paper.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 27, 2010

Luxury Fuck You

A snobby way of telling somebody "fuck you", simply by boasting about your personal wealth. You must be wealthy, first.

middle-class bitch: Eventhough I didn't show it in high school, I always respected you. I know I was in the in crowd, and you were just a wallflower. Now that we're older we should do lunch, some time.

new money man: I'll have to pass on that. As you can tell by the Lamborghini, I don't drive Toyota Camry's anymore.

middle-class bitch: Was that a Luxury Fuck You?

new money man: Fucking A right it was.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011

testicle paradox

The shocking phenomenon, in which the slightest pressure upon an unaroused man's testicles causes pain. Yet during sexual arousal, the testicles can take repetitive strikes painlessly and/or pleasurably.

Woman strikes man with pillow in balls. He falls to ground in fetal position moaning in agony.

Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.

Woman experienced the testicle paradox.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010

stepfather syndrome

The psycho-sexual disorder that most stepfather's suffer from to some degree. It involves a severe crush on the stepdaughter.

WARNING SIGNS:

1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.

stepdaughter: Good morning dad.

stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.

stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.

stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.

stepdaughter: Yuk!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010

Barack Cock

The feeling of bewilderment a woman feels, when she rascistly expects a black man to be well hung, and he is only average (five inches or less) sized.

Joyce: I expected Jamal to be meaty, but his Irish heritage showed up in his crotch. I've gotten deeper penetration from a maxi pad.

Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?

Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010

cunty fresh aroma

The smell or lack thereof, of a freshly cleansed vagina and vulva.

me: Your cunty fresh aroma, makes my heart melt. Ummm.

she: Your weird, but my cunt has never been so fucking clean. Enjoy.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010