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Hannah Montana Forever

Very long and advanced sex with an underaged girl.
Me: That bitch has to be at least fifteen. What were you thinking?

Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.

Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010
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popcorn trick scars

The burn scars a pervert has, from performing the popcorn trick, and getting his junk burnt from the molten butter and hot unpopped kernels.
perverted virgin: Want some popcorn?

chick: No. Are you crying?

perverted virgin: No.

chick: I bet you leave this theater, with popcorn trick scars. I'm leaving.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
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derail the gravy train

A phrase, meaning to obstruct the flow of money.
some bitch: You ran your mouth to your parents, and now your living in a camper. You sure know how derail the gravy train.

some dude: I don't care if they own estates in Europe, the West Indies and America. I do miss my Ferrari Enzo, though.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 15, 2010
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nutty new yorker

The act of having public sex anywhere in NYC, while a crazy homeless person watches.
This New Year's Eve, I plan on having one nutty new yorker before the ball drops. I rule!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 9, 2010
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sausage stuffed clam

Yet another slang term for heterosexual coitus.
Wanda: I'll have the sausage stuffed clam tonight.

Randy: What's that?

Wanda: Need I explain? (Makes a gesture with her hands of one finger going in and out of a cavity made out of the other hand.)

Randy: Ohhh! (Exposes his instantaneously erect penis.)

Wanda: You got the idea now cock me hard!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 5, 2011
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gerbil respirator

When an aeration pump, hose and stone are used to keep an gerbil or other small animal alive within the colon of a man. This increases the prostate stimulation time. Usually, battery powered bait aerator's are preferred because of compactness.
Rob: I got rats because they were cheaper than gerbils. You got the gerbil respirator.

George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.

Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.

George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.

Rob: Oh do you know me!

(Gay loving ensues.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 30, 2010
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First Night

noun, misnomer: A national family oriented celebration beginning on New Year's Eve (Last night of the old year.) and ending by 12:30 am New Year's Day (First morning of the new year.), in cities and towns across the US. Created by social conservatives as a drug free, alcohol free and sex free alternative to human pleasure.
normal person: Excuse me sir, can you assist me?

First Nighter: Certainly. What do you need?

normal person: I need five hits of ecstasy, two Asian hookers, and a bottle of Champagne.

First Nighter: This is a family event. Check your liberal coat at the door.

normal person: I apologize for interrupting your NAMBLA rally. My bad.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 25, 2010
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