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by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010
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-- Randy Quaid rambling to some reporter in Canada.
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-- Randy Quaid rambling to some reporter in Canada.
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some perv: Star Whackers is the only porn film to truly capture George Lucas's Star Wars.
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