Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions
Any corporation, partnership, company et cetera, any poser claims to be part of. Usually to impress white trash females, but also as a pathetic attempt at gaining a higher social status.
poser: I plan on inventing a new deer hunting call. It'll bring in the big one's for sure.
Me: What does it do?
poser: It will mimic the sounds deers horns make when they fight over a doe. You see 'em all in hunting stores. I'll just make my own, and patent it.
Me: Deer have antlers, not horns. You have to be able to use engineering and legal terms. You don't even know how to change the oil on your motorcycle.
poser: I'll make millions, you'll see.
Me: Next time keep your bullshitness, to yourself needle dick!
Me: What does it do?
poser: It will mimic the sounds deers horns make when they fight over a doe. You see 'em all in hunting stores. I'll just make my own, and patent it.
Me: Deer have antlers, not horns. You have to be able to use engineering and legal terms. You don't even know how to change the oil on your motorcycle.
poser: I'll make millions, you'll see.
Me: Next time keep your bullshitness, to yourself needle dick!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
Get the bullshitnessmug. some bitch: He sure was keen on my kitty's cleanliness.
other bitch: Yeah. You texted me about the douching ritual.
some bitch: Yep. A povidone-iodine douche, followed by a saline solution flush, and finished with a activated carbon douche.
another bitch: Fucking cunty fresh fanatic! I like a natural scent. Wanna sit on my face?
other bitch: Yeah. You texted me about the douching ritual.
some bitch: Yep. A povidone-iodine douche, followed by a saline solution flush, and finished with a activated carbon douche.
another bitch: Fucking cunty fresh fanatic! I like a natural scent. Wanna sit on my face?
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 25, 2010
Get the cunty fresh fanaticmug. The best kept secret of clean crotched women across the globe. A heavy duty povidone-iodine douche. Basically, the last over-the-counter resort women have.
woman 1: If it wasn't for vagi-gard, I would have been in the ER for sure.
woman 2: Thank heavens. Want to scissor with that extra clean bearded clam of yours?
(Scissoring ensues. Without a funky mess mind you.)
woman 2: Thank heavens. Want to scissor with that extra clean bearded clam of yours?
(Scissoring ensues. Without a funky mess mind you.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic March 23, 2012
Get the vagi-gardmug. The talentless speditors that constantly complain in the Urban Dictionary forums, about the humorous entries to the UD. They consider any sex act other than reproductive intercourse, sexual violence.
whineditor: We must stop all of the sexually violent definitions in UD... Did you ever here of an Alabama Hot Pocket or a Cleveland Steamer occuring to anyone.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 18, 2010
Get the whineditormug. 1. My wife love's it when I am two fisting her pussy.
2. I love two fisting my skanky neighbor, anally and vaginally. I rule!
2. I love two fisting my skanky neighbor, anally and vaginally. I rule!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010
Get the two fistingmug. Me: That bitch has to be at least fifteen. What were you thinking?
Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.
Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.
Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.
Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010
Get the Hannah Montana Forevermug. A snobby way of telling somebody "fuck you", simply by boasting about your personal wealth. You must be wealthy, first.
middle-class bitch: Eventhough I didn't show it in high school, I always respected you. I know I was in the in crowd, and you were just a wallflower. Now that we're older we should do lunch, some time.
new money man: I'll have to pass on that. As you can tell by the Lamborghini, I don't drive Toyota Camry's anymore.
middle-class bitch: Was that a Luxury Fuck You?
new money man: Fucking A right it was.
new money man: I'll have to pass on that. As you can tell by the Lamborghini, I don't drive Toyota Camry's anymore.
middle-class bitch: Was that a Luxury Fuck You?
new money man: Fucking A right it was.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
Get the Luxury Fuck Youmug.