7 definitions by Crispyshelbycake
by Crispyshelbycake January 27, 2021
"Vagina-bugs" is another term of endearment for your son or daughter, or any youth that might cross your path.... If they are treated like the animals they are, they won't be civil or friendly towards anyone ever.... These are the worst ones.... They must be kept in a small, tightly closed wire or steel bar cage until they calm. If one or more of the "V.B" congregate or gather, the only way to successfully eliminate their colony is to spray with a mixture of pesticides and melatonin....
by Crispyshelbycake July 1, 2022
It's when you're sitting on the edge of a Lake and you look to your right and see a small Canoe and you can almost see that there is a hole in the bottom of it somewhere but you're not too worried because it's obviously not fully submerged so you clean out the dirt and get into it without paddles, somehow make it to the middle of the Lake and then start to sink and panic because you're not in a Lake but in a shark pond.
by Crispyshelbycake January 27, 2021
by Crispyshelbycake March 2, 2022
World's definition: one is to come across a nick,
Well you must consider yourself quite lucky.. cause they are extremely difficult to see. In some places it is considered a blessing or a sign from the gods to run into a nick. You are to bow down to them and never look at them directly, as one would burn their retinas looking at such perfection. Hallelujah.
Okay, so here is my personal opinion...
My nick is caring, sweet, loving and quite frankly the most handsome man on earth.
He is extremely funny and can cheer me up without effort. He knows me better than I know me, and that alone is amazing. There is never a dull moment with him around. Yes, we have our ups and downs, but through all of it he is my rock. There isn't a day that goes by I am not thankful for having my nick. He is a one of a kind man, that is by far the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Well you must consider yourself quite lucky.. cause they are extremely difficult to see. In some places it is considered a blessing or a sign from the gods to run into a nick. You are to bow down to them and never look at them directly, as one would burn their retinas looking at such perfection. Hallelujah.
Okay, so here is my personal opinion...
My nick is caring, sweet, loving and quite frankly the most handsome man on earth.
He is extremely funny and can cheer me up without effort. He knows me better than I know me, and that alone is amazing. There is never a dull moment with him around. Yes, we have our ups and downs, but through all of it he is my rock. There isn't a day that goes by I am not thankful for having my nick. He is a one of a kind man, that is by far the best thing that has ever happened to me.
My nick is better than your nick.
by Crispyshelbycake August 30, 2021
A frightening beast. Usually black or gray shaggy fur. In some regions it is known as the giant wolf. In southern countries, the wolgerfib is actually worshipped as a god for its uncanny ability to be resilient and courageous in battle.
by Crispyshelbycake January 31, 2021
The birth of the unicorn comes from a Billy goat mating with a miniature shetland pony in the cornfields of central Iowa. Which in turn makes the most Majestic little fuckers known to man. The unicorns are nothing as they seem in the movies they are actually only about 2 1/2 feet tall and they are ruthless little suits that grunt and romp.
Hey did you go to the cornfield in Iowa when you were there? I heard if you walk to deep into them you will get attacked by a pack of majestic unicorns...
by Crispyshelbycake April 26, 2021