Conrad's definitions

monster

Street Slang for the AIDS virus

" He got the monster he'll be dead in a year."

by Conrad June 19, 2003

Girth Spurt

A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television use.

"Man, this pitcher of beer sure hits the spot after all those chicken wings. better prepare for a girth spurt by loosening the old belt before I settle in for the double header!"

by Conrad January 15, 2005

mallcore

1.Mallcore is a term of derision that refers to nu-metal, since it is so closely associated with the Hot Topic stores at the malls of America. Such music, while having certain metallic tendencies, is simplistic, predictable, and, for the most part, uncreative. Thus, it cannot be considered true metal, however, these watered-down mainstream bands do lead some fans in the right direction towards true metal bands such as Slayer, Opeth, Dimmu Borgir, Emperor, Deicide, Iron Maiden, among countless others.
2. This term can sometimes be abused by certain metalheads. Some people will say a band has gone "mallcore" any time it releases a sub par album, even if the band has no hint of mallcore influences, still plays solos, and is much too heavy to have any mainstream acceptance.

1. I used to listen to mallcore until I discovered Slayer.
2. According to Special K, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Opeth, Children of Bodom, and Cradle of Filth classify as "mallcore" since I have seen shirts sold at Hot Topic for all those bands.

by Conrad January 20, 2005

Metropolis

The slang term for the area around the Washington D.C- Baltimore area. Any where off of B-W parkway bewteen those two cities

"That kid is from down south somewhere."
"Yeah? Where?"
"Some where in metropolis."

by Conrad June 19, 2003

scrambler

A drug runner; A drug courier; especially from DelMarVa area of the East Coast

Scrambler comes here once a month to provide us with llello

by Conrad July 26, 2003

NFO

An NFO is a NO FEAR ONE; A Person who is always down to ride and do dirt

"If you are going to scrap with those kids, make sure that you have some NFO's with you"

by Conrad July 26, 2003

sloppy box

Female Sex organ
Vagina

by Conrad June 19, 2003