Conrad's definitions

monster

Street Slang for the AIDS virus

" He got the monster he'll be dead in a year."

by Conrad June 19, 2003

valentine's day

A holiday that's been capitalized on by corporations in order to push a bunch of useless junk to people who are deceived into thinking that a cuddly Luv bear will make the girl of your dreams love you.

Ah, I can imagine it now. She hates you today, but tomorrow she be swooning over you when you buy her a card!

by Conrad February 16, 2004

Cartooning

Using Ketamine and Cocaine at the same time. Name comes from the cartoon animal on the box of Mexican Ketamine that is smuggled over the border for sale in the United States

Cartooning is almost as good as a candy flip"

by Conrad July 26, 2003

gib

ebonics, <standard english give
to give

We raise de wheat,
Dey gib us de corn;
We bake de bread,
Dey gib us de crust;
We sif de meal,
Dey gib us de huss;
We peel de meat,
Dey gib us de skin;
And dat's de way
Dey take us in;
We skim de pot,
Dey gib us de liquor
And say dat's good enough for nigger.

by Conrad May 12, 2004

Gulls

Street Slang for the birds that pick at decomposing Corpses.

"When we found him, there were all types of Gulls pickin' at em"

by Conrad June 19, 2003

bush

1. Pubic hair

2. Current president of the U.S., who is as useful as pubic hair.

1. Holy shit! Not another crab infestation of my bush!

2. President Bush is Halliburton's ass muppet.

by Conrad July 27, 2004

rye

Cash, money

He got robbed for all his rye down on 88th street

by Conrad June 19, 2003