Conrad's definitions

Cartooning

Using Ketamine and Cocaine at the same time. Name comes from the cartoon animal on the box of Mexican Ketamine that is smuggled over the border for sale in the United States

Cartooning is almost as good as a candy flip"

by Conrad July 26, 2003

crackalatin

what is going on wit your 'homie' or 'blood' wen u see them for the 1st time after a period of time when you havent seen them

yo what crackalatin my wigger- in other words what have you been doing since i last saw you

by conrad March 16, 2004

N.O.R.E

1.)Def Jam hip hop artist
2.) "Niggas On the Run Eating"

by Conrad June 19, 2003

valentine's day

A holiday that's been capitalized on by corporations in order to push a bunch of useless junk to people who are deceived into thinking that a cuddly Luv bear will make the girl of your dreams love you.

Ah, I can imagine it now. She hates you today, but tomorrow she be swooning over you when you buy her a card!

by Conrad February 16, 2004

mallcore

1.Mallcore is a term of derision that refers to nu-metal, since it is so closely associated with the Hot Topic stores at the malls of America. Such music, while having certain metallic tendencies, is simplistic, predictable, and, for the most part, uncreative. Thus, it cannot be considered true metal, however, these watered-down mainstream bands do lead some fans in the right direction towards true metal bands such as Slayer, Opeth, Dimmu Borgir, Emperor, Deicide, Iron Maiden, among countless others.
2. This term can sometimes be abused by certain metalheads. Some people will say a band has gone "mallcore" any time it releases a sub par album, even if the band has no hint of mallcore influences, still plays solos, and is much too heavy to have any mainstream acceptance.

1. I used to listen to mallcore until I discovered Slayer.
2. According to Special K, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Opeth, Children of Bodom, and Cradle of Filth classify as "mallcore" since I have seen shirts sold at Hot Topic for all those bands.

by Conrad January 20, 2005

blackenization

The process of white people leaving an urban area for the suburbs leaving a black plurality. The process can only be complete when African-Americans hold the positions of power such as Mayor and police chief.

When Kip Holden was elected mayor the blackenization of Baton Rouge was completed.

by Conrad January 20, 2005

persecution

1) Oppression of a religious group that is despised by most of society.
2) In right-wing fundamentalist Newspeak, the act of disagreeing with fundamentalist protestants and/or refusing to give them special entitlements, such as school-sponsored prayer.

1) What the Nazi regime did to the Jews was true persecution.
2) Christians don't persecute Wiccans!!! They persecute us by not letting us burn them at the stake!!!

by Conrad June 8, 2004