Conrad's definitions

bush

1. Pubic hair

2. Current president of the U.S., who is as useful as pubic hair.

1. Holy shit! Not another crab infestation of my bush!

2. President Bush is Halliburton's ass muppet.

by Conrad July 27, 2004

liberal

someone who is usually subjected to narrowminded hostility in his or her own time, but is vindicated by posterity. Many of the political figures we revere today were liberals in their own time.

50 years ago, it was "liberals" who wanted to put an end to racial discrimination and segregation
100 years age, it was "liberals" who wanted safe working conditions and female suffrage
150 years ago, it was "liberals" who wanted to put an end to slavery
230 years ago, it was "liberals" who wanted an independent nation of America.

by Conrad February 16, 2004

boy racers

people that dropped out of school and used their money from their paper round to buy their vauxall nova and take 14 year old girls for rides in them jus coz they cant get girls their own age.

:mum gis a couple'a quid so i ca' ge' sum petrol.ta

by conrad March 16, 2004

oshcrazi

not a faget like austin, freakin awsome at gaming

by conrad March 10, 2003

Car Slut

A person who will jump into any car he can get his ass into, regardless of whos driving and where they are going

Hey whats going on?, Where are we goin?
get the fuck out you Car Slut

by Conrad March 27, 2003

N.O.R.E

1.)Def Jam hip hop artist
2.) "Niggas On the Run Eating"

by Conrad June 19, 2003

crackalatin

what is going on wit your 'homie' or 'blood' wen u see them for the 1st time after a period of time when you havent seen them

yo what crackalatin my wigger- in other words what have you been doing since i last saw you

by conrad March 16, 2004