Conrad's definitions

bill clinton

a good president, possibly one of the smartest presidents, along with Woodrow Wilson, but he wasn't perfect, therefore he was worthy of impeachment in Republican eyes. If you ask me, the fact that they had to resort to getting into his personal life proves that they had nothing on him as far as how he did his job as president

Bill Clinton tried to open up the military to gays and lesbians, but he suffered a backlash from homophobic republicans and had to settle for "don't ask, don't tell"

by Conrad March 9, 2007

N.O.R.E

1.)Def Jam hip hop artist
2.) "Niggas On the Run Eating"

by Conrad June 19, 2003

liberal

someone who is usually subjected to narrowminded hostility in his or her own time, but is vindicated by posterity. Many of the political figures we revere today were liberals in their own time.

50 years ago, it was "liberals" who wanted to put an end to racial discrimination and segregation
100 years age, it was "liberals" who wanted safe working conditions and female suffrage
150 years ago, it was "liberals" who wanted to put an end to slavery
230 years ago, it was "liberals" who wanted an independent nation of America.

by Conrad February 16, 2004

Cartooning

Using Ketamine and Cocaine at the same time. Name comes from the cartoon animal on the box of Mexican Ketamine that is smuggled over the border for sale in the United States

Cartooning is almost as good as a candy flip"

by Conrad July 26, 2003

crackalatin

what is going on wit your 'homie' or 'blood' wen u see them for the 1st time after a period of time when you havent seen them

yo what crackalatin my wigger- in other words what have you been doing since i last saw you

by conrad March 16, 2004

Girth Spurt

A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television use.

"Man, this pitcher of beer sure hits the spot after all those chicken wings. better prepare for a girth spurt by loosening the old belt before I settle in for the double header!"

by Conrad January 15, 2005

Car Slut

A person who will jump into any car he can get his ass into, regardless of whos driving and where they are going

Hey whats going on?, Where are we goin?
get the fuck out you Car Slut

by Conrad March 27, 2003