Conrad's definitions

N.O.R.E

1.)Def Jam hip hop artist
2.) "Niggas On the Run Eating"

by Conrad June 19, 2003

ills

Pills or tablets

Blue ills are ten, Red ills are twenty, the green ills...you can't have those..those are for me

by Conrad June 19, 2003

liberal

someone who is usually subjected to narrowminded hostility in his or her own time, but is vindicated by posterity. Many of the political figures we revere today were liberals in their own time.

50 years ago, it was "liberals" who wanted to put an end to racial discrimination and segregation
100 years age, it was "liberals" who wanted safe working conditions and female suffrage
150 years ago, it was "liberals" who wanted to put an end to slavery
230 years ago, it was "liberals" who wanted an independent nation of America.

by Conrad February 16, 2004

bill clinton

a good president, possibly one of the smartest presidents, along with Woodrow Wilson, but he wasn't perfect, therefore he was worthy of impeachment in Republican eyes. If you ask me, the fact that they had to resort to getting into his personal life proves that they had nothing on him as far as how he did his job as president

Bill Clinton tried to open up the military to gays and lesbians, but he suffered a backlash from homophobic republicans and had to settle for "don't ask, don't tell"

by Conrad March 9, 2007

Girth Spurt

A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television use.

"Man, this pitcher of beer sure hits the spot after all those chicken wings. better prepare for a girth spurt by loosening the old belt before I settle in for the double header!"

by Conrad January 15, 2005

Metropolis

The slang term for the area around the Washington D.C- Baltimore area. Any where off of B-W parkway bewteen those two cities

"That kid is from down south somewhere."
"Yeah? Where?"
"Some where in metropolis."

by Conrad June 19, 2003

bush

1. Pubic hair

2. Current president of the U.S., who is as useful as pubic hair.

1. Holy shit! Not another crab infestation of my bush!

2. President Bush is Halliburton's ass muppet.

by Conrad July 27, 2004