A seriously bad dream, but experienced during daylight hours.
"I had a nightmare yesterday."
"Oh? At what precise time did this happen?"
"During my afternoon siesta."
"Dude, that wasn't a nightmare. That was a daymare!"
Capable of being done.
"Running a first marathon on only sixteen weeks' training? Yes, it's do-able. You won't enjoy it, dude, but it's do-able."
The momentary doorstep halt while you check you have your keys, before pulling the front door shut.
"Why's that guy stood there like a statue with his front door still open?"
"Dude, he's probably having his front door pause."
A pill some people need to take in order to restore their sense of humour.
They're green, with raised red letters that say SoH, and taste like sugar candy.
"This happens to some poor unfortunate guy, and you write that? You cock-eyed cretin, f*** off, idiot."
"Take your sense of humour pill, Nick."
How you learn your lessons in life when you never listened to your father.
"That Desmond, he only ever learns the hard way, don't he?"
"He never listened to his father, that's why."
An international concept that entails a union between a man and a woman.
"We're going to get married."
"But Dan, you're a guy, and Hector is a guy too. How can you possibly get married? It isn't possible."
"It is now!"
"It won't really be a marriage though, will it? You need a man and a woman for that."
Someone playing the victim, who works in a place voluntarily but wants to pretend there's an obligation forcing them to be there.
"You ain't no wage slave actually, honey. Door's over there! Woss stoppin' you leavin' if you likes? Why nuttin! Nuttin stoppin you leavin at all. So stop your moanin' an pretendin' an get real."