Cletus 's definitions

tool

a complete loser... one who had no friends..someone who is used for there resources..

u are a tool...

by cletus April 11, 2003

stained glass window

Slang for a girl who recently lost her virginity.

Jack: Holly used to seem so innocent and pure.
Himmler: She's nothing but a stained glass window now.

by Cletus September 14, 2003

tooter

The sweet loving and caring poop shoot of all people, animals, and things to grace this green earth

Yo man you shut yo toof before i kick you in yo tooter!

by Cletus February 27, 2003

core

The lesser form of hardcore, someone who neither has a lot of courage/balls or no courage at all.

Hey guys, I went mountain biking. I told you I was core.

by Cletus August 21, 2003

Hot Topic

Store that is filled with poseurs but its also decent...NOFX,and many other bands that arent found in an abundance of stores are here.also their merch,but as we all know its not bout the msuic anymore is it??

wow look its hot topic im gonna buy a shirt for my favorite band...Jeeze i look cool(thats me doing that)dunno...

by cletus September 27, 2003

icy poop knife

A frozen dagger made of feces

Watch out Billy, he's got an icy poop knife!

by Cletus April 10, 2015

a blonder

Someone who enjoys the aroma of his own urine after the consumption of asparagus.

Dude, you're such a blonder!

by Cletus November 30, 2003