Cletus's definitions

ginormous

southern United States dialaectal blend of giant and enournmous

"Them balls is ginournous!"

by Cletus December 24, 2003

suburban dictionary

Dictionary lacking an index; usually short enough not to require one.

Dre: Yo Webster, where the index at?
Webster: Son, calm down. The dictionary you are using is rather abriged. I do believe there is no need for an index in your suburban dictionary.

by Cletus September 24, 2003

tooter

The sweet loving and caring poop shoot of all people, animals, and things to grace this green earth

Yo man you shut yo toof before i kick you in yo tooter!

by Cletus February 27, 2003

a blonder

Someone who enjoys the aroma of his own urine after the consumption of asparagus.

Dude, you're such a blonder!

by Cletus November 30, 2003

cosmixmaster

A person with no life who likes to pretend he's witty by calling people gay a whole bunch and believes that Movie Comics is actually a good comic. In other words, a total and absolute blithering moron.

Cosmixmaster is dumb.

by Cletus June 15, 2003

scabies

The act of having acnetic pimples on ones face and or forehead. Can be transmitted by contact or sexually usually by skeeting on ones face or vaginal region.

That dirty bitch gave me scabies and didn't even aplogize. Its ok cus i got her back by skeeting in her ass when she asked me not to.

by Cletus April 10, 2005

stained glass window

Slang for a girl who recently lost her virginity.

Jack: Holly used to seem so innocent and pure.
Himmler: She's nothing but a stained glass window now.

by Cletus September 14, 2003