Cletus's definitions

scabies

The act of having acnetic pimples on ones face and or forehead. Can be transmitted by contact or sexually usually by skeeting on ones face or vaginal region.

That dirty bitch gave me scabies and didn't even aplogize. Its ok cus i got her back by skeeting in her ass when she asked me not to.

by Cletus April 10, 2005

icy poop knife

A frozen dagger made of feces

Watch out Billy, he's got an icy poop knife!

by Cletus April 10, 2015

a blonder

Someone who enjoys the aroma of his own urine after the consumption of asparagus.

Dude, you're such a blonder!

by Cletus November 30, 2003

sherminator

(morgan)

by cletus August 5, 2003

core

The lesser form of hardcore, someone who neither has a lot of courage/balls or no courage at all.

Hey guys, I went mountain biking. I told you I was core.

by Cletus August 21, 2003

stained glass window

Slang for a girl who recently lost her virginity.

Jack: Holly used to seem so innocent and pure.
Himmler: She's nothing but a stained glass window now.

by Cletus September 14, 2003

suburban dictionary

Dictionary lacking an index; usually short enough not to require one.

Dre: Yo Webster, where the index at?
Webster: Son, calm down. The dictionary you are using is rather abriged. I do believe there is no need for an index in your suburban dictionary.

by Cletus September 24, 2003