Cj's definitions

slipknot

the band is a kick ass band wit kick ass band ...........all u fuckers who diss them can go suck ur mom

slipknot kicks ass

by CJ February 22, 2004

townie

they wear rockports and a fucking stupid cap that points to thye sky. Come owt wiv shit words like boonies(cigarettes) and lower(money). The girls are pregnant by the time they are 16 and they are normally found hanging about scum council estates. they are all thick and consider getting one GCSE a real challange. This is because they are kicked out of school before they reach 12 years of age. they have also got a fascination with fake burberry.

townie: 'ere mate have you got and boons?
normal person:no sorry
townie:so any boons i can find on you i can have.
and then they assault you.

by cj February 23, 2004

bezzle

The acting of performing or recieving of oral sex.

Kiesha got herpes on her mouth from her bad habbit of giving random boys bezzle.

by cj October 11, 2003

flatuloquist

A person who has the ability to throw their fart; much like a ventriloquist can throw their voice.

Local flatuloquist, Phil McCracken, was arrested yesterday at the 'State of the Union Address' for "putting words in the President's mouth."

by cj January 1, 2007

cherrypunk

a nickname for a male (and sometimes female) who is ridden with AIDS and stalks people via internet/other indirect communication.

"Back the fuck up you disgusting cherrypunk"

by cj March 19, 2004

thuganomy

The system of laws governing thugs

Marijuana is the driving force in the American thuganomy

by CJ September 16, 2004

Captain Magenta

Hysterical laughter when high.

Captain Magenta is a fictional character, based on the animated puppet adventures of Captain Scarlet. Captain Magenta is Scarlet's camp evil twin brother, who, like Captain Scarlet, is invincible. This does not, however, prevent him from getting hurt. Which he does in abundance.

The appearance of captain magenta in circles of certain stoners can sometimes be a dangerous phenomenon, as the laugh produced by particular stoners is identical to the call of the heroin cult.

(After 5-20 minutes of solid laughter)

Liam: holy shit man, my sides.
Timian: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Si: Captain M to the max.

by CJ September 5, 2004