Jymme

Shorty beardy cunt often found in garden centres.

I was at B&Q at the weekend and it was full of jymmes

by ciaran June 13, 2003

web site

A location, such as across a door-frame, in upper corners of a room, or between branches on a tree, where a spider may wish to build it's web.

The house hasn't been cleaned for months - all the web sites are full.

by ciaran July 30, 2003

bifkin

the piece of skin between one's balls and arsehole. also known as guch

that kid i know got a pen stuck in his bifkin and lost a shitload of blood...nice...

by ciaran February 12, 2004

dublish

a word used to describe the native language of Ireland used in converstions when someone has no clue what its called.

do you speak dublish?

by Ciaran May 17, 2004

glasgow kiss

a headbutt to the lumpy bit on the nose, shattering it instantly.

g'here noo ya proddie, hun bast'rd ye! im gonna gee ya the fuckin kiss!

by ciaran February 12, 2004

Sweaty

Someone who comes across as 'tight' or 'cheap.

1st person :'lend me a quid plz'
2nd person : 'no dnt beg'
1st person : 'sweaty bitch'

by Ciaran May 13, 2005