Jymme

A particulary charming individual, popular with the bitches.

The girlies were gathering round the jymme like honeys round a bee-pot.

by Jymme June 16, 2003

Jymme

A very sexy and intelligent woman who is perfect in every aspect of life.

If she could only be a Jymme.

by Not_Jymme January 18, 2004

Jymme

Shorty beardy cunt often found in garden centres.

I was at B&Q at the weekend and it was full of jymmes

by ciaran June 13, 2003

jymm

The most sarcastic cocksucker you've ever met! He loves spending time masturbating and staring at himself in the mirror! He loves licking assholes and making rough sex interesting by using large fruit for dildos. He will always have one in particular fettish and that's making sweet gay love to his panda stuffed animal and hitting himself in the sack with drumsticks. This is how he gets off. When he gets off watch out! It's like a typhoon of semen and dust, because.... We'll lets be honest nobody fucks a jymm! Marijuana is his Viagra and Canada house is his laxative! Sloppy pussy is his favorite, the stringier the better!

A. Do you know jymm?

B. yeah he's a kinky drummer!

by Tigolebitties November 10, 2013