Chris's definitions

Chattanooga (Choo Choo) Steamer

1)When you take a shit on someones face and then stomp the hell out of their face with some old shoes while the shit is still on their face.

"That dude was talking shit so I gave him a Chattanooga Steamer!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

haner mananer

A squirrel found in space that farts out fireworks when it gets pissed off.

"Holy fucking haner mananer shit balls ass fuck cock!"

by Chris April 6, 2005

spoda

An African-American, A term used by Arabs when I was in the Army

Watch you Benz, them Spoda's are coming.

by Chris February 11, 2005

Da Bears

1. exceptional large ones, as in the female body part used to feed infants 2. exclamatory statement used to point out a female with __ in a crowd without the female knowing
Deriv. Chicago Bears football skit on SNL, Lat.

"Da bears, da bears, da bears, etc..."
Pl. "Wow, I can get lost in d'em bears!"

by Chris January 9, 2005

restard

A jokish sort of way of saying retard. Occured when a drunk flatmate tried to called me retarded. Has since been adopted as a common insult.

Man, you're so restarded.

Ha! That so ionic....

by Chris May 13, 2005

we need to talk

prelude to the end of a relationship, "we need to talk" allows someone to move into the reasons for the break-up before the shouting can begin.

We need to talk, David. You're an asshole and I think we should see other people. (It's best for both of us)

by Chris September 22, 2003

tables

noun:slang term for turntables

man chris was rockin' those tables last night at the party!

by Chris February 22, 2004