Chris's definitions

Crotch Ballies

Ph: Kraw-tch Bah'Lees

1. Small balls of sweat paste, lint or any multitude of non and pro bio-degradable materials one finds in their crotch. Indegenious to the male of the human species but not exclusive . See Fem = Clitty Litter

"She was wiling to go all the way until we discovered I had crotch ballies"

by Chris September 1, 2008

jim beam

Genuine Kentucky bourbon.

Do you want a Tom Collins? No, I'll have a Beam and Coke, thanks.

by chris September 22, 2003

smut

That which appeals to the prurient interest, lacking serious literary, artistic, political or scientific merit. In spite of the academics shortcomings of smut (also know as "cliterature"), the review and perusal of the same occupies a disproportionate amount of the time of "smutographers" across a broad spectrum of personalities and countries.

abr.: pvr

I was persuing www.z4um.com the other day and was surprised to see how much smut was posted there... they even have a "smut corner!"

by Chris November 22, 2004

wiener-dick

An annoying fuck who wont leave u alone.

Zack.why do u have to be such a wiener-dick?

by chris March 21, 2005

mongorunner

to be an extreme bitch ass loser

damn, you are a fucking mongorunner

by chris November 5, 2004

Castro

The gay district of San Francisco, sometimes referred to as a "Gay Mecca." Originally began in the 70s, when civil rights pioneer Harvey Milk became the first gay city official in the US. Murdered in city hall along with the mayor by a jealous competitor, who was later released after only a very brief sentence, leading to widespread outrage in the city. Now home to many gay individuals, businesses, restaurants, bars and clubs. Home to one of the biggest Pride celebrations, annually every summer.

Stupid ignorant motherfuckers on this website telling people in the castro to "get a girlfriend" should try getting a boyfriend instead.

by Chris September 4, 2005

Bournigal Smalls

A disease where you have small bournigals (testicles).

Named after my brother, who is the drummer of Ruxton Towers.

Oh my, that poor guy has Bournigal Smalls' disease.

by Chris December 31, 2004