Chris's definitions

Penelope Cruz

A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!

1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.

by Chris May 13, 2005

nadsat

a language used in clockwork orange consisting of english, russian, and slang

synthemesc is nadsat for synthetic mescaline

by chris April 3, 2005

sidelines

to tell them after your done beefing with one person they are next

yo after im done with your boy im going to see you on the sidelines

by chris January 12, 2005

deez nuts

The two fellas

Person1: Hey are you going this afternoon?
Person2: Where?
Person1: Down on DEEEEEEZ NUTS!!!

by Chris October 16, 2003

panik

A counter strike player, with a defined physique and skills 2 match. He has the guys and the girls after him.

To panik in counterstrike - To own somebody very hard

by chris November 22, 2004

He-Hooters

Similar to moobs; a disgustingly large set of breasts found on a man.

My god man! Look at his he-hooters!

by Chris April 24, 2003

Aberfoyle

Eau de source naturelle... oh..
Natural Spring Water.. Its better than shitty Dasani

Bow down bitch

by Chris November 12, 2003