Chris's definitions

american bulldog

A strong robust dog much taller then the english or french bulldog. Bred in america by Dr. Johnson and Dr. Scott. These two men had different views of the perfect american bulldog so the created two kinds. The Johnson which has a huge chest and is usaully a bit heavier, and the scott bulldog which is has more lean muscle rather then big bulky muscle. Both American bulldogs are great working dogs and are used to hunt wild hogs.

My american bulldog is big

by chris May 28, 2005

titty twister

When someone pinches your nipple and painfully twists them untill they bleed or bruse.

The other day I had two friends over. As one held me down the othe gave me a titty twister and part of my nipple fell off. (This is a true story)

by Chris December 28, 2003

C.R.E.A.M.

Having lots of cash

Dont worry about the fee at the door tonight man, I just got paid so i got C.R.E.A.M. (derived from a Wu-tang song, Cash.Rules.Everything.Around.Me.)

by Chris May 28, 2003

cased

To be quite intoxicated by drugs or alcohol.

I was so cased last night I couldn't drive home.

by Chris August 29, 2003

malternative

Alchoholic cocktail with a sweet flavor marketed to those who dislike the taste of beer or hard liquor. Commonly referred to as "Chick Drinks", examples include Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade, and Zima.

Smirnoff Ice is a malternative

by Chris January 19, 2005

marines

stands for
M uscles
A re
R equired
I nteligence
N essary
E quiipment

Army can't do shit right, fuck, send in the real men, the marines

by chris January 27, 2005

boyant

Will float in a bowl of piss.

that turd is boyant!

by chris December 1, 2004