Chris's definitions

profanitize

v. To insert a profanity, usually some derivative of the word "fuck," into the middle of an ordinary word, in order to achieve added emphasis.

You should hear him talk: he profanitizes everything. It isn't just fantastic, it's fanfuckingtastic. Not spectacular but specfuckingtacular. Really, you should hear him speak for yourself... it's unfuckingbeleivable.

by Chris November 19, 2004

so small

a reference in South Park (Chimpokoman), refering to penis size.Also the phrase "so small" must be acted out with showing how small with ones hand.

my friend Aaron is so small.

by Chris November 18, 2002

sopranist

A sopranist is a male singer who sings in the soprano vocal range; a countertenor who sings higher than the typical alto range.

There is a large body of music for male soprano written when it was common to use a castrato - a voice type which, for all intents and purposes, no longer exists. Sopranists are very rare, since most countertenors are altos.

Since Max can sing from a middle C to high A, he is considered a sopranist.

by Chris June 19, 2006

hit it

To leave

It's seven o'clock...let's hit it.

by chris November 24, 2003

L Tarnoff Syndrome

Despite what people may think, this is not inspired by or at all related to the name of a human being.

L Tarnoff Syndrome is a marijuana/hallucinogenic toad related disorder, which causes it's victim to do a number of stupid things.

A list of these actions includes:

-Going to their "friend's" house uninvited.

-Having no train of logic.

-Attracting the opposite sex for no reason.

Many children are being born with this syndrome, and it is being linked to the licking of hallucinogenic toads by the parents.

You see that chick? Yeah L Tarnoff Syndrome for sure man. *some idiot drools*

by Chris June 18, 2006

Hurrelled

To be done by a man named Hurrell.

"She got proper Hurrelled, like"

by Chris January 26, 2005

Butt Snorkeling

The act of being up someone's anus so far, that you need an artificial means of respiration. Brown nosing.

Lyle was butt snorkeling Jim to gain his promotion.

by Chris October 21, 2003