Chris's definitions

Oy

A term used by angry jews and/or Czech people. Commonly used for insulting a younger, foolish member of the group. Almost always used in the same sentence as "...In the old country..." or when making someone feel stupid.

Oh vey, in dee old countree vee vouldnt allow it.

by Chris November 13, 2003

bad ass mother fucker

a person that likes men

zac parker is a bad ass mother fucker

by Chris June 19, 2006

druid

A character on diablo 2 expansion who can summon animals, shapeshift, and has elemental skills such as hurrican

damn my werewolf druid just got fortitude and BOTD zerker so he kicks ass now

by chris May 8, 2005

keizersheckt

fag, i made this word up way back in the day

you are such a keizersheckt

by chris October 5, 2004

houl on

North Belfast term for hold on.

Houl on mate. (Hold on mate)

by Chris February 6, 2005

flambosted

To be excessivly drunk

I went to the bars last night and got flambosted

by Chris November 18, 2002

widget

In Mac OS X 10.4 and later, a HTML/Java/CSS based class of applications which runs on a separate desktop layer called the Dashboard. Dashboard is invoked by pressing F12 (default, can be changed in System Preferences) or by clicking on the Dashboard icon in the dock. They are meant to provide quick access to frequently used information, often live updated from the internet. For example, Apple includes a world clock, a flight tracker and a calculator, among others. Hundreds are available for download around the internet. See also Konfabulator, a similar system which predated the launch of OS X 10.4.

Don't bother with the fedex webpage, you can track that package with a widget instead.

Windows user: whoa, that's cool, how'd you do that?
Mac user: Those are dashboard widgets.
Windows user: Can I do that?
Mac User: No. Sucks to be you, doesn't it.
Windows user: I like typewriters.

by Chris September 3, 2005