Chris's definitions

Hindall

(hin-dull): 1. to mess something up in a way that no one else would even have thought to mess said something up. 2.an act that has no real meaning on any given plane, and is hard to believe can be accomplished in a world such as ours. 3. a jokingly derogatory name given to someone after they do something dumb.

1. - "He really Hindallized his whole life on that one decision right there."
2. - "After he dropped off the girl that he had a wonderful evening with and didn't kiss her goodnight, his friends said he pulled a Hindall."
3. - (After missing a block in football) "You should be a pitcher because you just threw a no-hitter, ya Hindall."

by Chris December 1, 2003

Urban Contemporary

A condescending phrase used to describe a person, black or white, who embodies the urban lifestlye.

Did you see those urban contemporaries over there? Damn, they just don't know when to quit, do they?

by Chris May 16, 2004

a nosefull

When you put someones nose in between the cheeks of your ass and fart, usually when they are asleep or passed out at a party.
Also Referred to as a Fart Hammer.

"Tim gave Billy a nosefull last night when we Billy fell asleep at Tims house."

by Chris November 19, 2004

ja rule

A scared little boy who has to be protected at all times; Faggot, Bitch, Girl, Turtle, Wanna be gangsta

Cant keep his head up

by Chris January 15, 2005

blah

throwing up or puking

That sushi made me wanna go blah.

by chris November 18, 2002

Wanksta

1) Someone who acts, talks, and dresses like they are a gangsta/thug, but they are really nothing of that sort.
2) A poser; see also wigger.

"Ja Rule is such a wanksta, acting hard when all he does is 'sing for hoes and sounds like the cookie monster.'"

by Chris November 19, 2004

Tech N9ne

A Kansas City, Missouri based rapper with phatty beats.

Einstein, tech n9ne, two triple zip.

by Chris January 19, 2003