Chris's definitions

pecker snot

The hanging leftovers after ejaculation.

An expression used for someone who is mischievous.

Don't be a pecker snot!

by Chris December 2, 2003

inflammable

Something that can combust.

Warning, Chemical is inflammable!

by Chris June 24, 2003

robbing the cradle

Having relations with a person who is significantly younger than you.

The middle aged man robbed the cradle with the teenager.

by Chris January 19, 2003

kneeling blowfish

a popular sex position where the female kneels on the ground inserts the males toy into her mouth, and goes to town with it.

I did the kneeling blowfish with her last night. She died.

by Chris November 22, 2003

End Piece

It is the end and the DRYEST part of the bread. You eat bread when you are punished - You eat the end piece of the bread when you are severely punished. To eat end piece, is to be a disgrace to the world.

Kyle: You SUCK! You spelled PWNED wrong, you forgot the "O"...right?
All: OMG...END PIECE FOR YOU BITCH!

by Chris May 13, 2005

spamily

Family members that forward spam to you.

I am tired of recieving mail from my spamily.

by Chris September 20, 2004

ass-yogurt

The creamy pseudo shit substance responsible for skid marks in your underwear. Also refered to as "butt so slick".

"It took me 4 mabye 5 wipes to get rid of my ass-yogurt!"

by Chris September 29, 2004