Chris's definitions

flap

A half a gram of cocaine, which usualy sells for 30 dollars.

"hey man can get a flap of caine off you?"

by Chris April 14, 2005

wonk

To describe something that isn't quite right, slightly off or not working properly

That picture is on the wonk/ the minigun is on the wonk/ my brains are on the wonk. Originates from darkest, most remote parts of Suffolk (u.k) where everyone and everything is said to be'on the wonk'.And with very good reason.

by chris January 16, 2004

the dog ate it

A classic and not very credible excuse usually used in cartoons and sitcoms to excuse a student's lack of completed homework when they get to school.

"Boy, where is your homework?"; "The dog ate it, sir" "THWACK" "OW!"

by Chris May 23, 2004

devotchkas

all girl street punk hailing from new york city. some times sited as the female form of the casualties. on punkcore records. currently writting new material.

"You've got a problem, I'm so sick of you
You're always telling me what to do
I'm not perfect, I know my flaws
But you're not gonna be the one who lays down my laws
Just because we don't see eye to eye
That doesn't mean I'll take your fuckin' lies"

"one sided society" from the album "anniliation"

by Chris September 11, 2004

pankies

a strange word meaning pancakes in the morman tongue.

mmm these sure are yummy pancakes

by Chris January 21, 2005

old hat

Refered to when something has been brought up, or posted on forum multiple times.

"this is such an old hat, find something original"

by Chris February 14, 2005

Shereen

An example of Scottish/Cockney rhyming slang, Shereen Nanjiani = Fanny.
Shereen Nanjiani has been the main presenter of 'Scotland Today' for nearly twenty years and is one the best known faces on Television in Scotland. The term is usually shortened to 'Shereen' and is normally used when insulting or sometimes greeting friends.

1: "how's it going Shereen?"
2: "You're such a Shereen!"

by Chris June 19, 2006