Chris's definitions

intel

1: a company which states it has a good multi-tasking processor, but utterly failed upon the release of dual core processors.

2:a company which sells computer related articles for about 2-3 times as much as they are worth.

1:
guy1:Shit dude, I got an intel P-XE for 1600$
Guy2:too bad my economy x2 3800+ outperforms it in a lot of things and costs 1/4 as much.
Guy3:screw both of you, i got a x2 4800+ for 1k and it's ranked as the best thing on the market
guy1:I wish I didn't listen to the tech guy at best buy, i think he was a highschool drop out.

2:dude, your overclocked pentium4 is reaching 70degrees C, maybe you could backwards engineer it and sell it world wide as an overpriced heater...

by chris October 2, 2005

Joygasm

(v.) Having extreme pleasure in something, more than normally so.

I had a joygasm listening to my new 300-watt stereo at full blast.

by Chris February 28, 2005

fuckboy

The worst insult to a male, basically callin him a bitch or pussyboy but not in those words. You should be ready to fight after being insulted like that. It originated in the south. (also see fucknigga)

50 cent at the vmas:

"Fuck Fat Joe!...fuckboy!!..pussy!!"

by Chris October 2, 2005

Lough

The Irish word for lake sometimes used as a last name.

Get that bloody monster out of Lough Ness

by Chris March 29, 2005

downlow

keep it a secret

Keep it on the downlow

by chris August 24, 2003

applejacks

This term is used for the ice cream man in the ghetto. Approximately 200 years ago, they started using this term because they did not have any ice cream.

I think I will go rob the grocery store because the applejacks is coming.

by Chris December 5, 2004

sky

A rear wheel drive 2-seat convertible roadster from Saturn built on GM's Kappa platform, shared by the Pontiac Solstice. Set for release ~ April 2006

Damn the Sky is so much cooler than the Solstice...

by Chris October 10, 2005