10 definitions by Chewsday

Yomping

The act of killing a deer with your bare hands whilst hydrating thineself with a yop

Timmy: Hey Fred why are you humping the deer that i just yomped?
Fred: My deer now hehehe

John: Hey wanna go yomping tomorrow?
Jefferson: yessir

by Chewsday April 7, 2021

Spunkslob

1. Somebody who you just cant stand like theyre presence is just so annoying

2. Pure gobshite like, the equivalent of a wankstain

Jimpenson: Christ look at that spunkslob Ferb
Ferb: Jaysus ur fuggin right cant shtand him

by Chewsday August 4, 2021

Spunkslob

1. Somebody who you just cant stand and you just utterly despise purely down to their slobbish appearance
2. Pure gobshite like equivalent of a wankstain

Jopseen: Hey look at that spunkslob over there
Fidlem: By god i cant shtand that fella

by Chewsday August 4, 2021

Franzan

The combined sweat from your balls and ass

Guy 1: Hey man whats that smell?
Guy 2: Oh thats my franzan
Guy 1: Yummy

by Chewsday November 23, 2020

Stinkin fingee

When your wiping your ass and your finger pokes through the toilet paper leaving a succulent scoop of some fine poop on your fingee

Morris: MOM HELP IVE GOT A STINKIN FINGEE
Mother of the Morris: Lol poggers

by Chewsday April 7, 2021

Fränchåncheesuahišanakeypøo

Pronounced fran-chan-cheese-u-ah-issa-nakey-poo
Something you say when you youre utterly perplexed

Kareem: Fränchåncheesuahišanakeypøo
Joe: WOW hes totally confused my guy

by Chewsday April 7, 2021

Certiburger

Used to describe somebody who is definitely a burger or certified as a burger

Paul: Hey Matt did you see that guy earlier?
Matt: I sure did. He was a certiburger

by Chewsday April 16, 2021