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1.
Dublin equivalent of Jesus.
Jaysus Anto are ye on the E Tabs.
by Desigol November 19, 2004
 
2.
Elongated Jesus, used in disbelief.
Jaaaysus H ckriiiist!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
 
3.
Refers to the Lord and Savior Jaysus of Urban Discordianism. According to these religous factions, Jaysus will arrive in the New World encouraging people of race and religion to praise him for no particular reason. When his ego has maxed all his well wishers will be blessed with coupons, and life changing rhetoric.

"Praise Jaysus, in heart, a pleasurous soul. May we bless him with sweets and provide him with the tree of life".
NAT 5:23

"DONT **** around with JAYSUS!"
50 Cent

"Jaysus is an honorable man to praise"
Dominic Rio, Editor, New York Times
by Webstarsdick February 14, 2009
 
4.
to say, jesus christ without being blasphamous.
jaysus you cant say that about ms kirby phil, she mings old style.
by ben ross January 11, 2004