43 definitions by Cappy1

Nine Inches

1) Size of an extraordinarily large penis.

2) Less than one percent of all males make up this category.

"Why the hell is she with that guy? He's such a loser!" "I don't know, maybe he has nine inches or something!"

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle

When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!

by Cappy1 July 10, 2018

Skinning your bone

Masturbating (usually pertaining to someone who is uncircumcised, ie: pulling the skin back).

I heard you skinning your bone last night in bed.

by Cappy1 June 9, 2004

Side

A homosexual male who does not enjoy anal penetration (giving or receiving), but will engage in other forms of same sex activity (fellatio, frottage, mutual masturbation, etc).

Gay man 1: So, are you a top or a bottom?
Gay man 2: Actually, I’m just a side.

by Cappy1 October 8, 2018

comparing sizes

1) When two boys pull out their penises to see which one is bigger. Usually done by boys between 8 and 13. Anyone caught doing this after the age of 13 can be considered gay!

2) An excuse for a guy to look at someone elses cock at a urinal or in a open shower.

1. Hey Justin, lets go to my room and compare sizes.

2. I'm not gay, I was just comparing sizes.

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

chubbing

Getting an erection!

When the male organ becomes enlarged due to sexual arousal or physical stimulation.

I swear when that girl was grinding on me in the club, I was chubbing the whole time!

by Cappy1 January 15, 2017

Worst Movies of all Time

Battlefield Earth (John Travolta)
Gigli (Bennifer)
Waterworld (Kevin Costner)
The Island Of Doctor Mauro (Val Kilmer)
The Beach (Leo DiCaprio)
Glitter (Mariah Carey)
Dude, Where's My Car (Ashton Kutcher)
The Pest (John Leguizamo)

Also any movie with Jean-Claude Van Damme (except Timecop)

by Cappy1 June 28, 2004