172 definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose
A limousine liberal pollutocrat who wanted to tax YOUR pants off to pay for socialist medicine and free abortions for all soccer moms.
A liberal twit who shoots geese to show he's really a good ol boy at heart. He wants to take away YOUR gun, but not the crips' guns.
A pantywaist who wants all prancing poofters to get married. Then maybe all the little doggies and kitties can get married too. And the horsey set people can marry their horses.
A liberal twit who shoots geese to show he's really a good ol boy at heart. He wants to take away YOUR gun, but not the crips' guns.
A pantywaist who wants all prancing poofters to get married. Then maybe all the little doggies and kitties can get married too. And the horsey set people can marry their horses.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
by Cap'n Bullmoose July 11, 2008
A male person who wants to vote for Quean Hillary.
A male person who wants Quean Hillary to tell him what to do and when to do it, and how much money to pay in taxes to support mexicans and colored guys.
A male person who wants Quean Hillary to make his children wards of the state.
A male person who wants Quean Hillary to tell him what to do and when to do it, and how much money to pay in taxes to support mexicans and colored guys.
A male person who wants Quean Hillary to make his children wards of the state.
Trent is a big sissy. He wants Quean Hillary to be president. He wants her to tell him when he may wipe is arse. He wants his kids to be wards of the state and raised in a Quean Hillary Village.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2008
An automotive transmission built for people who don't know how to shift gears, such as old granny ladies, mush wimps, effeminate males, soccer moms, and yuppie twits. This transmission has no clutch, and uses a torque converter.
People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!
People who don't know how to drive get stooge-o-matic transmissions, and therefore never learn how to drive. They put their brakes on for random cosmic events. They put their brakes on going down hills. You should see all the pantywaist stooge-o-matic drivers with burnt-out brakes on the roads in the Rocky Mountains!
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
A limp-wristed liberal mush wimp who knows what is best for you and me. He knows we should have our guns taken away, so only crips will have guns. Then we will have no way to defend ourselves from crips or liberals.
He wants to tax our pants off and give the money to guys of color, Mexicans, and poofters. Also to soccer moms so they can have abortions.
He wants to tax our pants off and give the money to guys of color, Mexicans, and poofters. Also to soccer moms so they can have abortions.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
That was a zorch cow game.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
A paper toilet seat cover.
Also called a Texas t-shirt or a Portagee pegnoir.
This expression was common in the 1950s, and long time before the Gallagher was born. It's probably much older than that.
Also called a Texas t-shirt or a Portagee pegnoir.
This expression was common in the 1950s, and long time before the Gallagher was born. It's probably much older than that.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005