Definitions by Candyman Can

goo jizz

goo jizz is a new kind of free jazz, only with semen instead of musical instruments

wow, babe, that goo jizz sure is groovy!

goo jizz by Candyman Can July 14, 2018

randy candid candy raider 

when someone goes around cadging stuff from others

that twert is just a randy candid candy raider

randy candid candy raider by Candyman Can June 22, 2018

panorama in ya pants 

when you're not able to reach the restrooms in time, then that's how your briefs look

Chorlie didn't make it to the loo after having chili for supper. Now you dumbass got a real PANORAMA IN YA PANTS

panorama in ya pants by Candyman Can June 22, 2018

rude goose on the loo 

That's when you behave like an idiot sitting on the can

That weirdo sure acts like a rude goose on the loo!

rude goose on the loo by Candyman Can June 22, 2018