Definitions by C MART

splitter agenda 

the trim that you have lined out for night

dude 1: do you have your splitter agenda planned out for tonight?
dude 2: yeah, at 7 im picking up angie, and then at 10:30 im going over to michelles
dude 1: thats a good agenda!

splitter agenda by C MART October 8, 2005

Bike Ninja 

A bike cop, that hides in bushes and alley-ways looking for completely innocent students, and gives them MIP's etc.

Did you see that bike ninja tackle Eric a while ago.

Yea that ninja needs a stick poked through his spokes.

Bike Ninja by C MART October 5, 2005

schedule your agenda

The yuppy version of Get R Dun. Made up on the way to branson, By some kick ass students from Republic, MO

Hey Eric, schedule your agenda.
Jeff has really got his agenda scheduled.

schedule your agenda by C MART October 5, 2005

cant phase 

When you acomplish something and you want to look cool afterwards you say " Cant Phase"

How do you like that shit, Cant phase.
I just dunked on your face " cant phase"

cant phase by C MART October 5, 2005

racial grand slam

When you screw four girls of the opposite race that you are.

Man that C MART guy is a total pimp he has had a Mexican, black, asian, and white. He got a Racial Grand Slam.

Eric will never get a racial Grand slam, because he is racist.

racial grand slam by C MART October 5, 2005

strong drunk 

To do everything stronger then what you would do when your sober.

Man that eric guy is pushin me around, what a strong drunk.
Have the strong drunks left yet?

strong drunk by C MART October 1, 2005

bootjack 

(n) to make long voyages to get trim or beer, and having a handicap or even a cast on your leg (bootjack)!

Man! Did you get some trim with that bootjack on!
Eric bootjacked it, all the way across the beach to get some strange.

bootjack by C MART September 29, 2005