7 definitions by BuckT
A Pasty or Sausage Roll used usually by single Mom's as a Dummy or Pacifier to keep their yappy future criminal in a pushchair silent for 10 minutes so they can have a cigarette or drink of cider in peace.
Look at that classy lady over there by the bus-stop sucking a dick.... she's distracted her kid for 5 minutes with a Greggs Dummy so she can earn this weeks rent money.
Poor little baby, he's got a Greggs Dummy for dinner again.
Poor little baby, he's got a Greggs Dummy for dinner again.
by BuckT March 3, 2022
I'm from an area where the women have four kids and they're all to 4 different fathers. All on benefits and their diet consits of McDonald's, Greggs or a blow job in a car park and its pointless shagging her because she has a fanny like a badly packed kebab.6
This lady I met runs her own business and has a snatch that's tighter than a worms belt..... In other words; she's a Good Catch, Tight Snatch
This lady I met runs her own business and has a snatch that's tighter than a worms belt..... In other words; she's a Good Catch, Tight Snatch
by BuckT February 22, 2022
The brown vagina, the rear cock holster, the back door, the chocolate starfish or the birthday hole.
by BuckT February 21, 2022
A woman who has an awesome body, top tits and a lovely quim. Covered in tattoos and has a "I hate everyone attitude", but is still somehow nice to people.
Has OCD with cleaning and nails but makes up for it with a mouse's ear.
Has OCD with cleaning and nails but makes up for it with a mouse's ear.
Oh, that hot wife over there must be a Deborah. It's got an ass I want to slap all day long and a set of titties that make my winky twitch.
by BuckT February 16, 2022
The female bumhole, anus, rectum, chocolate starfish, brown lips.
A very polite way to say you had Anal Sex
A very polite way to say you had Anal Sex
I met a girl last night, she let me slip it in the Birthday Hole.... that was a surprise.
When your wife surprises you with the great news that tonight is that one night a year you can stick it in her bumhole.
When your wife surprises you with the great news that tonight is that one night a year you can stick it in her bumhole.
by BuckT March 3, 2022
The delicacy of choice for builders, van drivers, students and council estate fatties who can't be bothered to make a healthy Beans on Toast or afford a kebab this week.
Very often used as pacifiers/dummies for the lower class of society.
Very often used as pacifiers/dummies for the lower class of society.
by BuckT March 3, 2022
Hey wife, here's £30; get yourself down the Nail Salon and get some nice shiny Dick Ticklers for tonight to keep both of us happy.
by BuckT February 23, 2022